/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39999954
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

>>37406408
No! No cucking the kiki! Fuck you!

>>37266326
You will be ensadenned

>>37188710
I don't think this kiki will be graduating...

How can a man say he only has enough love for his wife, then go on to have 13 kids with her? Does he not love his kids, or did he lie to me?

>>21433689
>Fire your Kikimora maid
>Hire her as your wife
>She weakly beats against your chest crying tears of joy
>Says not to play with her heart like that master
>Corrects herself and says husband

>>18022400
>Kiki TV PSA ends with a maid crying while out of the house.
>"It always starts off with a roomba."
>"And next thing you know, he'll be having an automatic cooker."
>"And it doesn't stop there. Soon, he'll order and assemble, a HELPER AUTOMATON."
>*Crowd mumbles in fear*
>"And next thing you know, you'll be on... FORCED VACATION"
>*Crowd Gasps*
>"Or dare I say, PAYED LEAVE"
>*Members of the crowd scream in horror.*
>"Now remember, it always starts with one. Be Smart. Don't be replaced."
>PSA Brought to you by CleanSmart by AutomaCo. super vaccuum. It's so good, it's like you don't need to be there to use it!

Ok, Everyone. Idea!

>Tanukiwood takes over after portals open.
>They start making their own reality shows.
>One show is basically "The Bachelor" but with maids and one master who picks the perfect maid.
>The contestants are:
A Kikimora who is lovestruck and is unsure but innocently new to Hollywood.
A fully functional Roomba Automaton who wants to serve her purpose.
A Holstaur Milkmaid but wants to impress in the other things she can do.
An angry shoggoth who somehow got her powers limited to being only her own body and can't assimilate anything for the time being.
A Hakutaku being more than a maid, but also being an advisor.
An Anubis who is part-time maid, part-time secretary.
And an Elf who wants to be both a maid, and secretly has a dream of bein a sex slave and masochistically abused.
>Every week, there's a challenge that only a true maid can do, and they'll always recieve their own featherduster instead of a rose to say "they passed"
>The victor, serves their master, and they fall in love and live a wonderful life.

WHO WILL WIN THE MASTER'S HEART?
And what are MG Reality shows like?
Hardmode: No sex.

>>17934197
Meanwhile, on Maid TV sunday soap opera programming.
>"Master, you said you'd be back soon."
>"It's been an hour, why haven't you returned?"
>"Master? MASTER!"
>Screen fades to black as the telenovela ends and the credits roll, all the way till the end where 'No Maids nor Masters were harmed in the making of this film'.
>Meanwhile, the kiki watching the TV in her room holding a bag of popcorn and tissues on the side, while wiping her teary eye, saying "She's so brave. It's so sad, and no one deserves to have that happen to them."

Requesting a wholesome kiki version of this pic.

>Remember to never let your kiki down or send her off.
>Never deny her the rights to a master.

>>17887448
Yes, until someone doesn't kill, but rather please and cheer the meido.

I just want to see my kiki happy, is that too much to ask?
I told her that she was too overworked and she needed a break.

>This pains the kiki.
Pls rember to call your kiki and tell her if you have to come home late.
Making a kiki cry for no reason is a crime punishable by 4 hour house arrest and not having notes saying "I love you" and the kiki giving you the silent treatment.

>You missed your flight back home, and the next one comes another day.
>Being in another country, you had no way to contact your kiki back home.
>All you could do now is wait till the next flight back
>Hope the kiki isn't too worried.

>>17853069
Damn, that's cold. There's healing after, right?

>TFW Master isn't home since yesterda
What could you be doing to make your meido sick and worried?

>>17828439

>>16776504

>>16338694
An adventurer Kiki

At some point some months back somoene posted a serie of three pictures involving a Kikimora tracking down an abducted boy and essentially becoming an adventurer in time.

She found him eventually
He had however grown up and found love elsewhere. The now experienced adventurer Kiki accepted that and simply went on with her life of adventure.

>>15340083
Just a Kiki who refused to give up.

Sit down and let me tell you a story /mgt/

Once upon a time, there was a kiki who worked in a luxurious mansion. The Master's son was a sweet and kind child, and the kiki loved him dearly. They played hide and seek together in the rose gardens, and kiki would tell him bed time stories and sneak him treats when the other kikimora weren't looking. The young child was terrified of monsters, so the kiki would often keep watch over him, protecting him from the monsters in the dark. The kiki swore she would always protect him.

They loved each other very much.

But then one day, the mansion was attacked by bandits, who wanted gold and jewels. They were furious because they only found a little gold. Instead, they decided to kidnap the Master's young child, to try and ransom him. The kiki was sad that her home was destroyed, and the young child taken away from her.

She had sworn that she would always protect him.

So, she set off after him.