/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Look at this disgusting creature. How could anyone want a Zombie around them? How could you stand the sight of a nasty green dead body covered in stitches that smells rancid like her? Her limbs fall off, her brain is empty and all she does is moan like a stupid idiot and drool everywhere. This ugly creature deserves to be destroyed. She's not cute, she's vile!

Clingy, touch-starved zombie girls!

>>44446373
Love!

>>44285642
>Monster girls sucking on your fingers
How monstrous!

>>44251130
>Zombie posts her and her husband once per thread
>love is all the posts ever say
>never responds to any replies
>eventually becomes a wight
>posts after a short hiatus
>Love

>>44063393

>>43760236
Oh no!!

>>43568654
>Stab a zombie
>She stops her typical moaning and groaning and looks at you sadly, almost pouting

>>43388665
>ded thread
>ded game
>ded genre
>ded wives

>Lazy Sunday with Zombie wife
>Playing REmake on the couch
>She doesn't like to play since her coordination is still pretty bad, but she likes watching
>Cuddles closer and makes cute little scared noises whenever Jill encounters a Crimson Head
>Kisses you on the neck whenever you stop to save
>Giggles at the silly voices during the cutscenes
>Catch her repeating Wesker's monologues while she gets ready for bed

Zombie-chan is cute!

>>42623633
I'm aiming for a zombie I randomly grabbed off the street. Maybe as a backup plan, I'll consider the tailet fox that keeps raiding the dumpster at work.

>you will never talk and laugh with her while you pick maggots off her back and tier her skin back together

>>39926628
Sounds like a job for a really dumb but very sweet deredere zombie.

>>39569846
Wrong. You get eternal love.

Any tips on how to get zombies off my lawn?

warm

I still desperately believe that reincarnation in your beloved universe existing. God, please...

Pretty ironic that suicide in MGE literally increase your chance of getting married.

>>33296317
I picture a zombie coming across a sleeping man, and genuinely becoming scared that he's dead only to become really curious once she seems him mumble or turn in his sleep.

>>33142025
>phantom-made story about a hero who falls in love with a simple zombie
>all the girls in the crowd begging for an encore and a sequel

"Anon.... yummy... love... anon..."

>>32527738
>necromancy
I don't get why necromancy is considered a forbidden magical art, it's the one that outside of combat would be the most usefull and it's incredibly based since you can get a wife or a horde of servants to serve you or heck even fight for you while you sit watching
>inb4 clerics start seething

>>31175101
we're gonna die

>>27622099
>Spoiled rich brat who bullies his zombie servants, both normally and sexually
>One night he takes his favorite zombie and uses her as an onahole underneath the covers while he looks at porn
>Wakes up next morning feeling around for his unliving toy to get rid of his morning wood
>Can't find her but finds a wight waiting at the foot of his bed, along with the rest of his zombie servants
>Says she's going to make him apologize sufficiently to each of his staff
>Cue zombie gang rape with wight helping them move their hips faster and grind harder on his face
>Takes him last saying she'll stay around to make sure he upholds his word