/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Really, really shitty sphinx starts loitering outside your apartment
>Does nothing but ask you about your dick and tell stupid-ass riddles to people

>"Hey, what's long and hard and cum in it? A cucumber.

>She eventually just decides she's the gatekeeper of the downstairs lobby and asks riddles to everyone who shows up but does nothing if they ignore her or get riddles wrong
>Everyone really wants to do something about her but there was a big argument on whether or not sphinxes could curse people or if that was just mummies and now even the people who were certain that sphinxes couldn't curse people are unsure enough that they'd rather not take the risk