/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43328921

>Be complete virgin
>But an absolute money slut
>Sign up for UnicornxVirgin porno
>Meet costar who is equally as shy and nervous
>We ask about scenes but tanuki director tells us to go wild
>We decide to begin by kissing
>Awkwardly press our lips together
>Try to be a bit more forceful and French her
>But she breathes in her own spit coughing and sputtering
>Ask director if she wants to reshoot but she says no
>We try for a blowjob scene next but after she scrapes her teeth along my shaft we quickly move on
>Sex scene
>Too embarrassed to look down as I penetrate her
>This has the issue of me not being line up right and my dick just frotting against her
>Think I found the hole and just jam it in
>I stuck it in her ass
>And cum instantly
>Whole thing gets posted online
>When you search either of our names it's the first thing to show up
>Get tons of offers from prospective directors wishing to capture that virgin magic
>At least I got paid well

>>32429427
>>32434635
What do I do if I come across one of these succubus shrines made for me, but I have my eyes set on a unicorn? I don’t want her to stalk me while I’m trying to have a nice monogamous relationship

>>29623890
Horse pussy is better than human pussy

>>22652335
>>22652343
Down at the MGC bar, we're having a good ole time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiJ2SRgN9Zs

>>22209746
Hakus are very underrated girls. On that note are we getting more Mist Continent after KC gets around to the abyss? Or was the latest WG considered our abyssal information

>>22163352
Unicorn
Manticore

>>21751202
So I guess you could say there's a Before Wurm (B.W.) and After Wurm (A.W.)

>>21348103
Drinking a tentacle potion and fucking a unicorn in both her front and rear pussies

>>20030097
I'll fight to establish the Unicorn Kingdom.

Whether we become crazy xenophobic assholes like Wood Elves or a more normal peaceful xenophobic anti-NTR nation is utterly dependent upon our neighbors.

This may or may not be justice depending.

>>19323976
>Daughter dicker

No.

>>18884267
Ayyyy good to see ya Norm!

>>18785268
The man who was cursed.

>>18516620
<Bi-Corn Sounds in the distance>

>>18214940
Your best bet is trying to catch her after work.

>>18214947
Also snu'd.

>>18137707
>>18137698
I can see him showing up the same night that Hakutaku and Unicorn go, and Haku completely falling for him and being totally flustered.

>>17792488
That doesn't stop Unicorns from going and they're definitely purer than you and everyone else here.

>>17631788

>>17433906
A Unicorn wouldn't and you bloody well know it anon.

It's Friday lads! Time to get to the MGC Bar!

We got drinks to consume, baphomets to arm wrestle, Paladins to embarrass, Mantis's to make emote, and waifus to seduce with that wonderous fire water for courage!

Let's go aye!

>>17155238
That unicorn has her heart in the right place though.

Good waifus don't drink.

How bountiful was your drinking last night?

>>16309291
No anon they force their hugs on innocent men and women. Force! Technical rape in Sweden!

Phantom can be ghost of Christmas Present, White Horn can be Past, and Unicorn can be the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Cum.

I better get bonus points for the setup on that last one.