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You find a magic shop and are offered the following items:

Portal Scroll:
>Will drop you randomly somewhere in MGE

Catnip:
>Rub it all over yourself and take a walk, you will find yourself in the Cat Kingdom and be irresistible to catgirls

Tiger Catnip:
>Same as above, but you will end up in a forest full of Jinkos and all Jinkos will enter mating season upon sensing you

Letter of Marquee:
>Sign your name on it, put some of your blood in it and just leave it in an open space. A Kunoichi will appear im your room to "kill you" at night and take you to her village.

Hound Whistle:
>Go to any graveyard at night, get to the graves area and use it while walking around. You will find yourself in a MGE with every Hellhound in the area rushing to meet you.

Magic Book:
>It will teach you how to summon any monster girl as well as how to travel to any monster girl world (including MGE, MGQ, Kobayashi, etc.) The downside is that it will take you years to master the magic.

King's Crown:
>Use it on a sunny day and walk around. You will find yourself at the entrance of a Khepri Ruin, enjoy your harem.

Dragon's Ring:
>Use it and you will be claimed by a Dragon. Wetland for Wurm, Forest for Wyvern, Mountain for Dragon and Sexshop for Jabberwock.

Red Coat:
>Go to a plain, use it and go to sleep. You will wake up in a MGE plain, you will be hunted down by Holstaurs and Minotaurs.

Marriage Proposal Letter:
>Fill in the details of your perfect waifu, put your blood on it, sign it and leave it on an open place. It will get mailed to the Mamono Lord, who will send the Lilim that most closely resemble your description to claim you within a week.

Oni Mask:
>Wear it in a forest and take a walk, then take it off. You will find yourseñf surrounded by tall muscular Oni-type MGE MGs ready to club you into husbandry.

Barbarian's pelt:
>Wear this and go camping in a forest. You will soon find your tent is in the middle of a route Amazons use for manhunts.

Flag of Lordship:
>Take a walk through a forest waving the flag. You will find yourself in Zipangu, in front of a castle staffed entirely by Ochimushas. Walk in and you will be made Lord of the Castle.

You find a magic shop and find the following items:

Portal Scroll:
>Will drop you randomly somewhere in MGE

Catnip:
>Rub it all over yourself and take a walk, you will find yourself in the Cat Kingdom and be irresistible to catgirls

Tiger Catnip:
>Same as above, but you will end up in a forest full of Jinkos and all Jinkos will enter mating season upon sensing you

Letter of Marquee:
>Sign your name on it, put some of your blood in it and just leave it in an open space. A Kunoichi will appear im your room to "kill you" at night and take you to her village.

Hound Whistle:
>Go to any graveyard at night, get to the graves area and use it while walking around. You will find yourself in a MGE with every Hellhound in the area rushing to meet you.

Magic Book:
>It will teach you how to summon any monster girl as well as how to travel to any monster girl world (including MGE, MGQ, Kobayashi, etc.) The downside is that it will take you years to master the magic.

King's Crown:
>Use it on a sunny day and walk around. You will find yourself at the entrance of a Khepri Ruin, enjoy your harem.

Dragon's Ring:
>Use it and you will be claimed by a Dragon. Wetland for Wurm, Forest for Wyvern, Mountain for Dragon and Sexshop for Jabberwock.

Red Coat:
>Go to a plain, use it and go to sleep. You will wake up in a MGE plain, you will be hunted down by Holstaurs and Minotaurs.

Marriage Proposal:
Fill in the details of your perfect waifu, put your blood on it, sign it and leave it on an open place. It will get mailed to the Mamono Lord, who will send the Lilim that most closely resemble your description to claim you within a week.

Flag of Lordship:
Take a walk through a forest waving the flag. You will find yourself in Zipangu, in front of a castle staffed entirely by Ochimushas. Walk in and you will be made Lord of the Castle.