/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I don't see a Chi thread and this is the closest so I'm posting here.

Cuddling with Chi-chan's auschwitzesque, wraith-like, ice-cold bony frame.

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Chihaya is so fucking pathetic. A potato with butter? I bet she thinks that's already a 5 star meal worthy to serve to guests because she is a poor dumb idiot. The moment she gives me my serving with her big dumb earnest smile I'm going to say "wow!" and pretend to be impressed, then as her expression turns from anxious to happy and relieved, that's when I bring out the big guns.

"Yuck. What is this garbage you are serving to me?"

Chihaya's face will suddenly lose its beaming glow, like a perfect glass sculpture suffering a tiny fracture.

"Is this a fucking steamed potato? Is this the best you can do or is it all you can afford?"

Chihaya will begin to stutter and stammer, her world turned upside down. She will try to point out that my potato has butter, which she believes is a premium ingredient. I will wait for the perfect time for her to finally say her sentence clearly but cut her short and yell very loudly.

"Butter? Are you a fucking moron? Are you fucking stupid? You stupid piece of shit. I ought to throw this steaming rotten garbage in your dumb ugly fucking face."

Chihaya would then collapse from the sudden weakness in her legs after hearing my harsh words that she had never expected even in a million years. The only argument she offers back are her flowing tears and snot.

"You are the stupidest piece of shit I have ever had the misfortune of having dinner with. You don't deserve to live. Take your shitty potato and die."

At that point I grab the still hot potato and throw it directly at Chihaya, hitting her squarely in the head. The soft potato deforms upon making contact with Chihaya's head, and falls to the floor with a silent splat. Chihaya sits in shock of the brutal dehumanizing treatment she just received, staring blankly at the floor, her tears staining the carpet.

I spit in front of her, uttering "Human trash" under my breath and take my leave, slamming the door as I exit the room.

Today, Chihaya had a bad day and I was solely responsible. That makes me happy.

Race you to the image limit finish line.