/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20714651
>A conversation between a Lich Mage and a soldier monstergirl:

"BRAAAWWWRRRR! AAAAYYYAAAAA FIRE!!!!"
"Goddamit Meridia! Stop taking drugs!"
"FAHK YOU STANDARD ASSAULT INFANTRY!"
"Meridia! Need some help here!"
"Yes!!!"
"Can you make my Boooo-Beez bigger!?"
"STANDARD ASSAULT INFANTRY, I CURSE YOUR boooo-beez FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!"
"Okay! I'm ready Meridia."
"BOOOO-BEEZ BOS BORASMUS BOS- OMINOMINOM!!!
*the Lich casts the spell at the Monstergirl soldier*
"OH NO! My feminine clit!"
"HAHAHA!"
"DAMMIT MERIDIA! I said make my Boooo-beez bigger, NOT GIVE ME FUTA COCK!"

Still probably the best Undead Monstergirl Invasion Story I've ever read.

>https://pastebin.com/Spi7ccWc/

Complete with a good and happy ending

>>20212310
With magic you can just make a building that adapts to the needs of those who enter it, right? And when I say magic, I mean science.
Apropos of that, we are now conducting tests to see how accessible these test chambers are to the young of various species so get cracking and make some babies already. You're a prize stud Test Subject, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

>>13901409
Well at least we'll always have a small syringe and research on the fringe.