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>>28848922
>FROM THIS MOMENT ON, YOU'RE ON A DIET!

>text box: running
>*wheeze* Seiran... *pant* *pant* I can't take it anymore... *wheeze*
>What are you talking about, you just started!?

>text box: abs workout
>S-Seirin!! This is insane!!
>Yeah, your belly flab is so thick that this is physically impossible...
>You're too fat...

>text box: push ups
>Seiran! I can manage to do these!!
>If it's held up by your own flab, does it really count as a push up? Push ups are supposed to be supported [with your hands and your feet], not with your torso.
>I think I used to be better at push ups than you ever were!?

>text box: a few months later
>Wowww, I'm glad I tried working out! I feels so much lighter.
>Hooray!
>The old Ringo is back! I love it~! I hope you stay like this~
>[interrupting] Hey, can I finally eat some dango now?
>Of course! That's a great reward!! Congratulate yourself for your hard work!!