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>>44492550
Danuki says she is having your kids for purely economic reasons and tax breaks but given how she dotes on them that can't be true.

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>>41973473
>Blasting Limp Bizkit for your nuki aunster.

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>>41805964
Would you like to hear a breakdown of the various pricing models and financing structures available for the hug plans we offer?

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>>40477876
Rape whistles that don't have the intended effect, same for those alarm things. Personal information, underground mofu porn and passes. Those little rice nibblin nuki's are truly despicable.

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>>40201108
Hopefully you purchased adventuring insurance. It provides both liability funds for pregnancy and educational classes for your new monster wife who may be a savage and unused to modern civilized rearing of offspring.

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Smallnuki.

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>>39803741
I heard if you shake their tails you can hear jingling sounds.

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>>39655899
An expansion to the family business.

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>>39629437
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>>39544485
>Work as a stock broker
>Danuki wife is always calling you telling you what to buy in an excited fever

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>>39329883

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>>39216080
Lemons, Sugar and a flavor enhancer that just so happens to be highly addictive.

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>>39031435
Not a bird guy or vn guy but she cute, best of luck to you anon, hope you make some shekels.

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>>37906984
How much for your hand miss nuki?

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>>37571924
Those sneaky dankus

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>>36483512
Buy some danuki brand rape whistles, of course rather than deter rapists, it draws an audience.

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[ERROR]

Where shall I put her?

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>>35961961
Yes, if you roll a nickel down the street in Tanuki town they will scramble after it.

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Making deals with a danuki boss is dangerous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0956cRtQcvk

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>>35569979
So Tanukis are doggos as well?

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>>35308509
Danukis do not control trade and finance, anyone caught spreading such vicious rumors will be mandated to spend time training in a danuki sensitivity course.

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>>34754331
Don't forget to YEET.

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>>34724766
No of course not, my danuki wife prepares all the papework for me to sign and she assures me their is nothing funny contained within.

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>>34685098
YEET her to shake her up.

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