/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This fly is a proud member of the I hate Bees club.

anyway, wasps are cool.

>...
>Hey.
>...
>Are you gonna eat that?

>*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
>*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
>*Slaps you on the head*
>*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
>*Presses tits against window in an attempt to phase through it*

SO WHERE WERE THE SPIDERS
WHILE THE FLY TRIED TO BREAK MY BALLS?

>>44536995
>I AM COMPLETE!
>Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
>YES YOU ARE FUCKED. SHIT OUT OF LUCK. NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY MUFF YOU WILL SUCK. YOUR VIRGINITY WILL BE MINE, AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE. YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK, NOW YOU SHALL DINE.
>Wait, wait, wait you motherfucker! I challenge you to a Rock Off! Give me one chance to rock your socks off!
>FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUCK! THE MAMANO CODE PREVENTS ME FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE! WHAT'S THE TERMS, WHAT'S THE CA-A-HAATCH?
>If I win, you must take your sorry fly ass on back to the Demon Lord! And you also have to pay my reeent!
>AND WHAT IF I WIN?
>Then you can take me on back to the Mamano Realm, to be your little husband!
>FINE! LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN!
>When you're locked in a rock off with a Beelzebub and she's getting more turned on the more you sweat
>Thunderbirds gathering all over the place

>minding my own business withdrawing money out of an atm
>right as I grab the cash a gust of wind blows and it flies out of my hand
>bend over to pick it up
>hear a voice in a tree above me
>"imagine the smell"
Why do these exist?

>>38039967
I'd rather a different bug. Have you all considered beelzebutts today?

>>23810159
but beelzebubs are dirty!

feed her everything you have in the fridge, cabinet, and freezer or else

>>21845451
beelzebub's my niece ya sicko. and don't worry it's HEALTHY sweet and sour gummy candy.