/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>polka will never tie you down to the bed and perform acrobatic stunts to land on your dick
>she will never give you blowjobs while doing handstands
>she will ride around the house on a unicycle playing circus music and getting in the way of the tv while you're watching it
>she will never squirt water in your face in the bath together and say "ta daa" and honk your nose
>she will never wrap her tail around you in bed and make sure you're as comfortable and warm as possible when you both go to sleep
>you will never have lots of circus children and travel the road spreading love and joy and live happily ever after