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>>34658701
It's important to remind shortstacks of their purpose.

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Remember to assert dominance over smug shortstacks. They must be reminded of their place as breedable onaholes.

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It'd be nice if there was a standard for clothes made specifically for shortstacks.
>the chest area must have at least one hole for standing paizuri
>the stomach area, if it exists, must be elastic for when the monster gets cumflated by her lover
>there must always be easy access for clothed sex (although that's just standard for all monster clothing)

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>>19393829
It never fails to get me hard each time I see how perfectly sized dorafs are for face-fucking & paizuri. The fact that they're also perfectly built for wall-pinning and mating press sex is just icing on the cake.

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>whip your dick out for your shortstack gf
>she's so stunned by the size and girth of it that for a moment, she's not quite sure what to do with it
>she gives it an innocent and tender smooch on the tip and then a few licks before stuffing the head in her mouth
>she looks so adorable looking up at you while struggling to fit more cock inside her that you lose yourself and grab her by the horns, shoving your penis all the way down her throat
>it's too bad you couldn't seen her drench her panties as she came instantly
Maybe it's better that I don't have a shortstack. I would absolutely mess her up.

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>>17452876
IMO the Zankuro girls are oppai lolis. For me, he difference between a shortstack and a titty loli are the proportions. Shortstack look like curvy women just shrunk down to a compact size, most anything else is just a loli with oversized tits or ass slapped on.

Though that purple-haired one is one of the few cases of oppai loli that I will happily fap to.

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Reminder that shortstacks are glorious miracles of the universe
>Huge tits, plump ass, and birthing hips as standard
>Perfect height for standing paizuri and bjs
>Flip them upside down and you can engage in standing 69, too
>Their feet can only dangle helplessly or leg-lock you while you fuck them
>Their stomach bulges obscenely when you go balls deep

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Reminder that deep down all smug shortstacks want to get split like a log by your fat meat pole.

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I want to turn my shortstack waifu into a sizequeen.
>coming home from work, you barely make it in the doorway before you're tackled at the waist by your wife
>she looks at you with a lusty smile and tells you she's been waiting all day for you to get back
>she reaches down, pulls out a good sized dildo she had lodged inside herself and tosses it behind her
>"That tiny thing couldn't satisfy me. I need you to bully my womb with your rock hard fuckpole. Split me like a fucking log, Anon!"
>all this dirty talk has you getting aroused, and she heart-pupils when she feels your dick sliding up between her breasts through your pants

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Be sure to remind your smug shortstack that you can, at anytime, pin her against a wall and turn her into an ahegaoing, cumflated cocksleeve. That'll keep her smug levels in check.

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Smug shortstacks better watch their smugness!
>be married to a shortstack mg who always knows just how to push your buttons
>sometimes she gets so high and mighty, you have to remind her to reign it in and that you are much bigger and stronger than her
>today she's been getting really uppity, so you pick her up and flip her upside down
>after undoing your pants, you jam your dick in her mouth and let gravity pull her down your girth
>feeling some resistance, you decide to help her loosen up by moving her panties to the side and eating her out
>the resulting involuntary moans make her throat relax, letting her lips finally reach the base of your dick
>you give her a vigorous throat fucking as you slowly walk to your bedroom
>when you reach the edge of the bed, you climax, giving her everything you have as your wife's plump thighs put your head in a vice
>after a few moments, she lets go and you lay her down on the bed, her plush lips releasing your dick with a pop
>her mind is in a complete haze from the experience, letting her tongue loll around outside her open mouth like it's searching for your dick, wanting more
>you figure this will teach her not to mess with you...if only for a week

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>>16669099
I think I got you, my nig

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>>16589954
>"Well, your mom used to always be real smug with me, forgetting I was much bigger and stronger than her. One day I decided to 'proactively date' her after eating a handful of raging shroom, and a few months later you were born. Isn't that right, honey?"
>shortstack wife goes visibly weak in the knees just remembering that time

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