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>Many good deals, You won't find better prices anywhere

(You) are being sold on the Nukinet this very moment

>>38618271
I feel like the system might be rigged.

>>37748793
More than you could afford
She does offer several financing options though

What happens if I steal a nuki's leaf?

>>37107550
Don't do this, they will just take your money AND your seed

The monsters are doomed, there is a tanuki out there selling enchanted rape whistles
She said, and I quote this directly
"No monster, no matter how strong their will, can resist the enchantment on this whistle", anything from the mightiest of dragons to the lowliest of slimes will heed its call".
Mankind is saved!

>>35339591
Just do it

>>34527859
Don't worry about it

>>34488185
>"EXPOSURE" AND "PRACTICE" ARE NOT VALID PAYMENTS

>>34414048
But will she help me evade taxes?

>>34198578
The Nukicoin™ bubble will never burst!

Man, I sure did have the wrong idea about danukis, I had to borrow a large sum of money from one out of desperation, and even though payday came up and I was still very short on cash, she offered to let me work it off instead of crushing me financially.
Kinda weird that my place of employment will be her home though, specifically her bedroom. I guess I'm gonna work as a butler or something. Wish me luck, guys!

>>33588685
>>33588975
Those magic items seem like a very convoluted but incredibly specific way of counteracting each other, almost as if someone was playing both sides

>And if you ever find yourself alone at night, this magical rape-whistle is the perfect item, just blow into it and let the magic do its work
>Neat, so this will repel monsters? How does the magic work?
>Repel?