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SO IT BEGINS
THE GREAT HOLOEN WAR

>teamates and investigators, you guys are based
DYRBI

do not take financial advice from amelia

Are you guys ready yet for your date tonight?
>you do your best
>date goes well, she's super sweet
>an hour later near the end, you had the best time ever, you've truly fallen for Amelia in every way ever
>it's already late at night, you arrive at some beautiful spot out in a park
>your heart begins to flutter because you feel like this is the moment, this is where you will get to kiss her

>her eyes widen and she looks at you with a rather blank stare
>"Say... did you believe it? Did you think for even one moment that I would consider you as my partner? Are you stupid? Did you think you would kiss me here under the stars and we'd have a romantic night or something?"
>you feel your heart sink, it's as if someone just gave you the biggest gut punch imaginable
>she starts laughing
>"You are pathetic."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SBcBDHYfv8

Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

>>27358202
she's guilt-tripping the goslingfags

>>27298060
why wouldn't she let me die?

>>27293779
shhh amelia will always love you

>>27289171
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH