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>>35238501
that's why you should have a childhood friend apophis so you gain tolerance to the venom

This thread really needs to get graped.

>>16862675
This is why Apophis is so great, she just wants people to come together and admit how they really feel.

>>16747426
But I want her in my bed.

>>15862856
Somehow I'll
Find a MON
Right for you

(Probably like a monoeye or something. You'd like that, wouldn't you? Wimp.)

> Damn pharaoh and anubis pups messing up my plans again
> I just want some ice cream and a movie with the husband
> Literally no other lamia has to put up with this predestined rivalry bullshit
> And it's not drugs! Why can't any guys get that?!

I want to spend an afternoon on the couch comforting emotional apophis.

>>15810245
>apophis getting beat by some stuck up skank
Nice try Pharaoh propaganda team.

>>15388068
Anon, she's used to the heat of blazing deserts. Anything below 100 for her is probably cause to put on a sweater.

>>15291195
>Apophis and Pharaoh kingdoms finally make peace after the Pharaohs kingdom sends a virginal NEET to be a sacrificial lamb and become Apophis-chans husband
>Apophis sends the Pharaoh a statue depicting a giant hand flipping the bird, presumptuously modeled after Apophis-chans own hand
>The Pharaoh decides to suck up her pride again and display the statue in her very own plaza
>Meanwhile the Apophis is nuzzling her head on the NEETs chest after a night of intense potion enhanced lovemaking

>>13864280
Either as a childhood friend from the rural districts, or via arranged marriage in the desert regions.
It's all good.

>>13709899
>You will never be thugdere for your lamia girlfriend
>And manage to threaten the manager to get whatever plushie she wanted out of the crane machine and give it to her after she wasted 20 tokens trying to grab it
>Of course, all away from earshot of her, that is
>You will never tell her that the crane malfunctioned and that they decided to give it to her for free as compensation

>>13592512
That's a good question, anon.
_________________The answer is "No."_________________

>>13408817
>>13408805
Man, I thought I was bad.
I mean I'm not, quite yet, r-right?

>>13371697
You unload some gats on those fuckers with your friendship

>>12953786
Why do we rarely ever see the clingy and possessive side of Lamias?

>"Hey kid, wanna try some Barometz juice? Oomukade venom? I got all the hard stuff here."

>>12662588

Oversized hoodies.

hey /jp/ what monster girl mediado you want the most?


I think a monster girl rancher monster girl hunter and dragon girl's dogma would be cool

>>12384194
Amen to that. Apophis is truly the best