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What does a lilim's milk taste like?

>Lilim fraternal twin is being evil again
>Raising Temen-ni-gru
>Gonna open portal directly to demon realm
>And with teaming up with a recently monsterized girl who became a hakutaku and seeks complete global lactation
>Thought I could leave it up to regular heroes
>But all that happened was an increase in local monster population and decrease in unmarried local monster population
>Know this is a family matter now
>Tattle to mom and dad
>They’re on vacation and mom even sounded excited that my sister, her “little devil” is corrupting a land all by herself
>Dad is more helpful by telling me code to lockbox containing all his old gear from his adventuring days
>Gives me encouragement by telling me he defeated mom as a regular human with the same gear and the secret to beating lilims is-
>Mom interrupts dad I guess by pulling him into bed judging from the sound of a creaking headboard and moans
>Open box to find leather duster, sword and two handguns
>Wonder if dad was a demon hunter or school shooter
>Well here’s hoping sis at least is throwing a party at the top
>Some food, couple drinks, maybe a cute unicorn

>"drink the milk, anon."

>"drink the milk, anon..."
>"I can let you have it even from the tap!"

>"I heard you like milk"