/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20746227
>>20746274
>You must be a real pervert, Onii-chan~
>I could feel your eyes boring holes into me from street
>You know, in some places you'd go to jail for this, Onii-san. After all, I can put on quite the show~
>When her tail pussy feels so good you're jackhammering it while holding in place, jerking yourself off
>When she's livestreaming it to a live sabbath audience

>>18287961
You know, I wouldn't have a fucking problem with people always posting about Alps if they were for the most part completely fucking irrelevant to the entire MGE setting. It's a tomboy Succubus that USED to be into man-love and buggery. For the love of Christ it's day in and day out that people talk about Alps as if they're interested in more than being "Le Contrarian" Reddit tier faggots when the fetish surrounding the girl comes from the mental dam breaking and acceptance of what they now are. But fuck no, let's do le ebin maymays and Alpposting.

Fucking take it to /y/ you faggots.

>Go hunting with a friend
>Come upon a doe, tying her up with years of rodeo experience
>'Hope the wife doesn't realize this is gone'
>Anon.exe has stopped responding, the fucker has an egg vibrator
>'Fuck a scent lure, we're gonna get some of her squirt.'
>Doe starts thrashing like crazy after the fucker turns it to 11, orgasming non-stop for at least an hour
>Friend is just smirking and laughing while you untie the poor thing, her sides rising and falling
>'You almost look like you want to give her the D'
>...
>Couple of weeks later, go back to the same woods, it's eerily quiet
>There's a buck and a few does watching you from behind the trees, the great horned stag motioning his head as if he wants you to follow him
>What the fuck is this, they know, they have to know, so why do they want you to follow them
>Why, WHYYYY--
"Ara Ara, I was wondering if you'd ever come back."
>There's a White Horn sitting/laying in the center of the deer group, all of them just resting in a sun-touched pasture. It's kind of funny, you don't remember them having 'summer coats'
>She smiles at you coquettishly when you reply with the whole 'Have we met before?' spiel, I mean, you'd remember encountering one of these girls
"Oh, don't be so coy."
>The White Horn grabs onto her loose blouse top and pulls up, freeing her copious breasts topped with pink, erect nipples
>Ropes criss-cross her upper torso in a sort of tortoise shell pattern, her pupils seeming to make themselves into the shape of hearts as her face flushes
"After all. It's your fault this heat won't go away. Aren't you going to take responsibility?"
>Years later you still don't have the heart to tell your daughters how you -really- met their mother

>>16656631
>>16656623
>Khornettes having claws and horns that carry Demon Silver properties
>Some say that Cursed Weapons are the spirits of Khornettes re-asserting themselves from the weapon
>Fight and fuck their husbands on battlefields
Something something (((You)))

>>16450034

>Winter in the Steam City
>It's always a cunt, the way that steam and pipe-work ironically leaves everything feeling colder than it really is
>You're a machinist, of course. But then, it's not like there's much pickings in the region between courier, machinist, engineer, or miner.
>Lord how you'd hate to be one of those poor bastards in this weather
>Most of the people here are human, with a few Gremlins here and there, but you don't have to worry about having company so explosive over
>Rather, you're not even sure you can call her "company", more like a household appliance that can speak and emote, but little else
>Slowly, you open the door, so as to not draw attention to yourself to your apartment
"Welcome home, Sir."
>She's standing there in the doorway, her diadem-like headpiece's gem lighting up as her eyes focus on you
>A relic of the ancient era, she's a fully autonomous organsim, an android of sorts
>You still remember the day you found her, in the ruins, and how she... No, best not think about it
"Sir, I am reading increased levels of pheromones from you. Shall I attend to you?"
>She's walking forward on stiletto like legs, her mouth opening, the lubricant giving the inside the appearance of moistness
>Before you can protest, she's pulling your pants down, her soft hands drawing you quickly to an erection
"Please, allow me to fulfill my primary directive."
>Close the door, bracing your back against it as she takes you inside of her mouth
>Her tongue flicks your urethra as she bobs back and forth slowly at first, languishing in the taste of your member
>«Please feel free to comment on this unit's performance, Sir.», her voice chimes from the diadem
>You sometimes forget she can do that, her pace remaining consistent as she fellates you
>One of her hands reaches down and fondles your testes as she continues to slurp and bob, slurp and bob
>«All studies indicate this is the most effective way to produce male ejaculation, Sir. The materials provided were most helpful.»
>Before you can ask who gave her these 'study materials', you can feel a familiar tingling in your balls
>They draw close as you hold the automaton's head to the hilt, spilling your seed into her as a supplementary energy source
>After you're done, she stands once more, her mouth making a dull 'whrrrr' as interior systems clean it of jism
"Thank you, Sir."
>Struggling to regain your composure, you pop a question you'd know would at least get her off your back for a while
>'The human holiday called Christmas is coming up, and I have some money saved... is there anything you would like?'
"I do not understand, Sir. This unit requires nothing except protein from you. This activity is pointless."
>'That's not a real answer.'
>She pauses
"I wish I could be human, the know what it means to feel. To know what motherhood is like."

>>16175853
I already own the Draculina one and the double-clitted alien one. Would use that if bored enough.

>>16129108
>Amazonian Yuki-Onna
>Yuki-Onna who take on a more hunter-gatherer style of living, as well as dressing in animal furs over kimono and yukatas
>Hunt with spears made of ice, and prefer to travel through the various domains of the Ice Queens by using skis to chase down men
>Can utilize their snow and ice magic to create animals, usually wolves and bears, out of the stuff
>Like their sex like they like their mead
>Smooth, a bit sweet, and leaving a warmth in their stomach

>MFW helping to create and contribute to threadcancer worse than French Wights

>>15890245
>Dire Werebat the size of Mothmom
>Tell her you'll never fall for her flying rat wiles
>Just opens her arms, the wingspan reaching 20' 1/3"
>You can see ALL THE MOFU on her neck, giving her a massive furred collar that gives her the greaatest underboob known to man to compete with Momthra
>She smells like fruit, and spices
>TFW you will never hug THICC Werebat Mom with her 'ara ara'ing and licking your ear lobes, asking you to brush her head with a comically large toothbrush

>>15824330
My very existence would drive Leanen Sidhes to become alcoholics.

>>15101376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwAGw92RHQc

Kitsunes from the East.

Schwarzwulves from the West. Ja, Mein Meister.

>>15048210
Do what I do and just drink the pain away

>>14864987
>Central/South American girls
>Kukulkan summoning tornadoes and other wind storms in a tsundere fit
>Ah-Muzen-Cab turning everything into BEEEEES
>Hun Batz going death metal howler monkey goddess to try and woo you
>Huitzipoctli-chan knocking on your door at night with an Alp she's strangulated in one giant, green fist, telling you she's going to wear your Conquistor ass out before the crowing of the cock in the morning
>Chicomecoatl being a Maize Dryad that gives you MORE CORN
All I wanted was some fucking tortillas

>>14865017
>Quetzacoatl having a religion being triggering
He's quite literally what inspired Jew Workshop's Sotek from Warhammer, the Chief God of the Lizardmen.

>>14583414
I know how it feels. Except, instead of a sultry, voluptuous muse who whispers sweet nothings and honeyed promises, she's a brutish ogre not unlike the wicked step-sister parody in Shrek.

Calloused hands bludgeoning into my head that no story will ever be good enough in place of a feminine purr that promises delights in providing.

>>14545781
>TFW lonely Ryuu never got a good story out of that image

>>14527181
>>14527169
>>14527151
It's all true, basically.

Which is why I plan on deleting pastebin sooner or later, not because of looking for a pity party but because you faggots are impossible to please in the slightest.

You never even state what you like, and even when you do it's in irony.