/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Monke makes for a good childhood friend, I think.
Definitely the kind you'd get in trouble with as kids for messing around.
Climbing trees in the woods near your house and pestering people.

>>33764756
>He doesn't want bronze bejewelled lamia who will trap him in their coils both to keep him cool and prevent any whores from raping him with their eyes
>He doesn't want buff minos who adore casual skinship but don't realize the effect their sweaty abs and thighs have on him
>He doesn't want genki undead who treat making him horny with magic items like a game. Taking videos of them molesting and doing every position imaginable while pumped on aphrodisiacs. Then after leaving him in a love-drug induced haze emailing the mamanoleak url and their addresses to his hotel computer the next morning
>He doesn't want a harem of lazy thick capybara girls to spoil him and have sleepy cuddlesex with
>He doesn't ponder the ramifications of delinquent aquatic mamano who want him to test their family barbecue recipe and secretly want to open their own restaurant
>He doesn't want to be "rescued from drowning" by a holst lifeguard so she can shove his face into her tanlined tits and nurse him back to health while slowly and gently riding him in his hotel room
Monke is nice too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYC4te2cZAQ