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>>35531663
Would vampires consider AB+ (universal recipient) or O- (universal donator) to be the sluttier blood type?

All I want is to go on wacky vampire "slaying" adventures with a Dhampir. Is that so much to ask?

>>34794711
>traveling from realm to realm with a qt dhampir, crashing fancy undead balls hosted by haughty vampires
>shouting out chuuni as fuck speeches with your waifu after jumping in through the window
>spanking the vampires figuratively and literally so they'll become better people
>chilling in their mansions for a bit after asserting your dominance before you move on to your next target
sounds like a nice life

My biggest fear about vampires is if I get to the point where I'm about to score with one, there's a nonzero chance that some chuuni dumbass is going to crash through the window and ruin the moment by giving a dramatic speech about treating men right and then starting a duel

>>29865500
I prefer being the one rescued
>go to vampire mother-in-law's house for dinner
>she asks where my wife is
>tell her she's just getting some stuff from the car
>vampire mom looks suspicious, but goes back to making food
>after a minute or two she checks on me in the living room
>I'm in the process of binding my legs with a section of rope
>vampire starts with a "OH FOR FUCK'S SA-" before the front door is kicked in
>dhampir wife demands that she releases me and tries to begin her dramatic speech
>"WHY CAN'T WE EVER JUST HAVE A NORMAL MEAL"