/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>25703469
A cloak is fine too?

I love liches!

>>19901130
My lich wife and I would stream roguelikes! She would explain how to build the perfect car in C:DDA!

I find the idea of a lich trying to impress you so that you'll go on a date with her by talking you all kinds of nerdy and scientific things.

Liches are really cute.

>>19286889
This one cannot be arrested, this one is a Sovereign Citizen.

I got my 4th World omnibus in the mail today and goddamn it's THICK. Which girl would appreciate big books with me? Would Dragons accept comic book collecting as an appropriate Hoarding method?

>>16419738
Monster girls aren't just cute, they're very cute.

Especially Liches.

Day 2 with no candy.
The Wurm is now shaking all over and shedding scales. It pains to watch her like this.

Day 7 with no candy.
After a week with no candy, the shakes have resulted in vibration powerful enough to shatter dimensional barriers. I know not whence the Wurm hath gone, but I know she will find all the sweets she wants now. May God have mercy on my soul for what I've done.

Anon come watch Jodorowsky's Dune with me!

Hey I see you there tryna shit up the thread.

We're gonna talk about cute Liches and their nudist tendencies instead.

>>15112321
What >>15112334 said.
Until MANONOMANA dose it thing and make her womb fertile?
Well, that or until she uses her magic to make her self fertile.

>>15040681
Too cute, way too cute.

And when it was time to take off her mask and give her a kiss she would likely already have her emotions under control. Sneaky girl.

Ded.

>>14946522
I'd settle for any Lich to hold as a daki. Or one to hold me as a daki, I'm not fussy as long as she's undead perfection.

>>14927155
Liches a cute.

>>14927157
She's humming an incantation. It just sounds really sexy when she does it.

>>14927158
We can fix that with medicine.

>>14927161
Undead parties are the best. You'd be surprised at how all those ghosts can actually improve the atmosphere. Being able to cram countless incorporeal entities into a single space probably helps with that.

>>14927163
"It's okay, Anon, I'm here for you. Your human body is so frail. But I promised I'd keep you safe from death.
...Oh, it's not working. Maybe I cast it incorrectly. Am I really that out of practice?
Anon? Anon? I don't understand what's happening. Anon, wake up. Please."
You have to imagine it in a robotic monotone, and consider what she might be feeling under the surface.

>>14875679
Don't know if it helps, but here you go.

>>14851920
Oh man, I thought I posted the suggestion too late. I'm a happy man right now, thanks Maritan.

>>14351505
Do any of them involve reanimating dead tissue?

Dead.

>>14290178
Oh. Well, get some sleep. That's important.

>I need a lich waifu with dimension magic who will let me sleep with her in a library frozen in time. Where I can just fuck around and write and step back into the real world, rested and fresh and only five seconds later.
That's the dream. But until you can have that, do you best to dream of liches.

>>14284155
What would Lich pussy taste like?

>>14251955
I still don't get it.

>>14239859
I think that's a little much. Maybe a thousand years?

How long would it take for the novelty of life to start to wind down for an immortal being?
Your mid twenties is when you start to settle down, I suppose. So how long until you start to settle down into eternity?