/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I swear, I go to a cafe for a drink and confections and I see this Elf sitting across from me wearing basically nothing. Elves really do wear these skimpy "outfits" and call if their culture. I don't think she's even wearing any panties, just a small loincloth. Elves don't have any business being as big and fat as they are either, how do they get so thick? She keeps winking at me. Fucking Elves, trying to seduce every human they come across... I won't fall for it, I tell you! I won't!