/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Sick and tired of those damn orcs stealing my goats
>Set up traps where my clearing meets the forest
>First day and I caught 6 orcs alone
>Gonna teach em a lesson before I let em go
>Grab an orc who’s already face down ass up and pound her till she’s a squealing mess
>Hand one of them their axes so they can cut themselves free while I walk away
>Next day hear my traps go off again
>Damn orcs don’t learn
>This time they’re all face down eagerly shaking their asses
>Well I guess they didn’t learn their lesson from last time
>Pound them one after the other till my balls are bone dry
>And leave a nice red hand imprint on their asses
>Goes on for a week teaching those same 6 orcs a lesson they won’t learn
>One day wake up to knocking on my door
>See incredibly pissed off high orc
>The 6 orcs I’ve been plowing are behind her
>”So you think you can just knock up my daughters and not take responsibility!?”
>Yes?
>Spend the next 20 minutes getting chewed out by angry high orc mom
>The wedding is hosted at my farm
>Not that I would really know I skipped the vows and went straight to consummating
>High orc mother-in-law was of course not happy about that
>At least I don’t have to worry about orcs stealing my goats anymore

>>42622488
>ASMR: A High Orc Warchief and her raiding party of P'Orcs have you bound and gagged, but are too busy arguing with each other to have their way with you.

>>42242246
I want a group of magical girl p’orcs and their high orc leader to “punish” me for causing havoc across the Mamono realms with my dark magic.
(Also all of the orcs would be wearing similar clothing to the sailor scouts.)

>>42081739
I’m surprised it isn’t a orc in that official art image instead of a goblin since you got the whole pig thing going on with orcs.