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this used to be a good neighbourhood. but all that changed when that skinny kid took a wrong turn on his way to work and got himself raped by a hellhound. now their stinky spawn prowl the street. pouncing on anything and anyone that dosent already share their stench of sulfur, smoke and cheap Barbecue sauce. any tips on how to heckwan-proof my property so i can live in peace?

>>46176331
>Anon gets home from Work
>Set upon by a pack of wild free range daugtherus that are barely disciplined by their mother.
>House looks like it was hit by a CAT 5 hurricane of black fur and scorch marks, this is a typical monday evening for this lovely family.

>>45315544
Child proofing the house must be frustrating

>>45230462
That sounds like a good reason to pester the local billionaire

>>44513837
Hyperactive wans would be too much for me

>>44187013
Be nice to the tiny awoofers

>>42880580
>t. Every Man that has lost to Hellhound Pussy.

>>42568250
Kevlar Chaps might work for a while unless your daugthers decide to gang up on you.

>>42396162
I used to have a job, now I just spend all day chasing hellwan pups getting into everything, at least money is no longer a concern as there is no real economy anymore since these strange plants and wild critters are every where and easy enough to grab some food if you want, sex and mamano manna make it not needed but it's still fun to eat in between rape sessions. I'll never forget the day my wife came in her loin cloth and smashed in my door to marry me.

>>41964791
Wait there's an option to stop? I don't have to constantly have a pack of rugrats tearing up the house?

>>41235093
That's fine, but all I am saying is you don't have to be a helicopter to them.

The Beverly Hillbillies only all the family except (you) are hellwans, the neighbors are regular humans and the bank manager is a danuki and her family.

>>40550144
>Adorable
Yes
>Innocent
No
>Broodmother
Yes

>>40426563

>>40330057
Made it to level 5 mage and then thought it would be cool to venture into a volcano solo thinking I was hot shit. I tell you these wild monsters live like barbarians, no running water and barely passing furniture, I don't know how she lived like that before I came along.

>>40257949
I quite enjoy it

I am a magic man who had a daughter
I learned her lessons well, but still, I taught her
I followed willingly as a lamb to slaughter
We shared forbidden fruits and things I brought her

>>39842719
They are less than adept at that.

do hellhounds have an anglo accent because of how they derive from british folklore?

post happy families

>>39585164
Taking too long to give her nieces, so now she will have to take direct supervision.

>>38578601
haha surprise

dont worry theres triplets on the way right now

>>38547072
Stop making me feel this

>>38375078
The Heckwans will protect their mate (husband) after acquiring one. And when new Heckwan pups are born the cycle repeats