/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Anons, I've been developing my dick puppetry skills and I think I have some ideas. Can you tell me if they're good?
>put a small detective hat on the tip and have it make a winking movement while saying "Amelia AH-FORESKIN"
>Put little wings on the sides and wear a turkey leg cover as a hat, and when I cum have it shout "KIKKIRIKUM!"
>The original "Yo yo yo it's ya boy, Capillary Mori, sending my boy's member some blood to make it Live Again" as it gets hard
I can't think of anything for Ina and Gura, though, what would work? Puns are very important to the process, so there needs to be a pun involving something with dick puppetry.

>>32688152
>scissors

>>32622205
>>32622213
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>>32622235
You know finger puppetry? Like that show "Oobi" where they made their hands into puppets that talk?
Sometimes if I'm bored I just flop it around a bit and pretend the balls are eyes. It's funny sometimes.
>take your dick out and put sunglasses on the balls
>"Yo yo yo it's your boy, Callpilary Mori, sending blood straight to ya boi's dick to make it Live Again
Or pretend to be Ame making that time travel noise when you go to a urinal, you know?

>>32576258

You guys would tell me if I was crazy right

>>32003709
How the hell does a real-life idol have no confidence?

>>31758526
At this point it has to be the fucking antis that people talk about so much. Not the typical retard people call antis, but the actual no-lifer, hate obsessed schizophreinics that 5ch has to deal with.

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>>31722189
>Torii gates are actually 3d
Woah

>>31314585
o

>>31228815
Consider me the first. I didn't expect anything amazing, but this is Ame-tier terrible.

>>31088549
>Jaypee Poole
>Jay
>J
>J-chan
wait a minute

>>31003050
>>31003051

>gura makes millions from her work
>ame goes poor and becomes homeless
HOW DOES THE GAME KNOW?????

>>30491829
JA MEIN FUHRER

>>30465753
She's gunning for another one

>>30273341
NOOOOOOOO MY SCHIZO NARRATIVES

>>30197821
>when you have such a trashy ooga booga language that the girls need to speak english and/or japanese more often in order to sound appealing
the absolute state of seaniggers

>>30151550
anon please im begging you to take your meds

>HE

SHE HATES KIARA CONFIRMED WHY WOULD SHE KILL HER IN MINECRAFT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yab

uh oh stinky

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>>29670557
you leechposting fags have been shitting up this thread and you have samefagged like 5 times on one post. get a life.