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>>33148780
Look, you better leave. My Cursed Sword wife does NOT want to share and if she catches sight of you you’re gonna be feeling the pain for months

>>31942981
swords

>>31749046
Once she found out she was pregnant she started to get really protective and uh, twitchy. Trying to go anywhere with her is a bit of a nightmare ‘cause she keeps stabbing anyone who gets within 12 feet of us

I like edgy girls

>>23287015
God I want War-chan to run me through.

>>21567055
Why can't she be both?

>>20815731
What about them?

This is my swordfu. There are many others like her, but this one is mine.

>>18166750
>Waifu is a sentient sword
Yeah, not really normal

>>18067355
>Be poor farmer peasant
>Pay monthly taxes to the Order
>It's a lot but protection against the monsters isn't cheap
>Out of nowhere you get invaded
>The heroes became traitors and left you to die
>Monsters swarm the city
>Barricade yourself and your family in your humble home
>Hear cries and shouts from outside
>Your daughter is crying and shaking with fear
>You hug each other and pray to the Chief God for your lives
>Eventually the outside noises calm down
>Just as you get a slight bit of relief something appears in front of you
>A tall blue monster with devilish beauty
>"My, my what we have here." She says in a mocking tone
>You grab my pitchfork as a final effort to protect your family
>She disappears with a laugh while you were charging her
>A moment later your barricaded door gets assaulted
>Brutal sword strike quickly bring it down, leaving you defenseless
>A seemingly human woman wielding a huge red sword enters your home
>She's bare naked aside for the bits of black metal covering most of her right half
>Her look of insanity and evil aura reveal that she is no longer a human
>Rush at her with your pitchfork
>She swiftly pushes you aside and impales you with her sword
>You failed to protect your family
>Say goodbye to your precious daughter and wife before collapsing on the floor
>...
>Wake up in complete darkness
>Is this hell?
>Why do you feel this good
>Hear you daughter's voice
>Shout her name
>”I'm here daddy.” She answers right in front of you
>Wait, so many things are wrong here, first you're not even injured, second you're...
>Realize you're having sex with your daughter
>What did these damned monsters do to her?
>Try to push her away but she is too strong
>”Don't fight it darling.” Your wife says from behind you
>She lights up your oil lantern
>See that you're still in your house
>Blood is splattered everywhere on the walls and floor
>Nearly all your furniture has been cut-up and destroyed
>Both your wife and daughter have turned into evil monsters
>You're being raped by your own child while the love of your life watches
>Cry tears of desperation
>Chief God, why have you forsaken us?

Cursed Swords are underrated

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