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>>46135386

>>45401154
I'm going for a Search and Rescue Yeti

>>45341114
>Yeti gets leaky from the sounds of cold shivering and teeth chattering
>walking the streets of Winterstown, on the bus, at her Winterstown ski resort job, nowhere is safe
>people can tell something is wrong when Yeti's knees start knocking and she can barely stand
>she has to start hugging herself just to calm down
>lying in bed at night, she hugs herself to the thoughts of cold men that need saving
>deep in a self-hug one night, she realizes something must be done
>Yeti stops at White Horn's winter fashion store for a pair of earmuffs
>she gets a pair of earmuffs so thick and furry it will muffle even Apopcicle's shivers
>ice monsters like Yuki-onnas and Tsurara-onnas tease Yeti about her big earmuffs
>Yeti can't hear a thing, so their teasing goes unnoticed
>they're so comfy she starts to sleep with them on
>her huglust sedated, Yeti is able to walk to and from work without breaking down in self-cuddle panic

>>45075406

>>44040436
She comes through wearing this shirt

>>43766248
It's legal in Winterstown for the purpose of life saving warmth

>>43610557
>Yeti sets up a microphone to record poor anon
>he's going to be featured in Shivering Boys vol. 7 - Hug Begging, Chattering Teeth, Shivers to the Bone
>she'll make thousands from lonely Yetis who will listen on repeat at night, hugging and grinding their body pillows

>>43295685
Your Yeti wife is out there waiting

>Come oooon, get back in bed so we can cuddle
>You don't have anything to do today, it's Sunday

>>42539510

>>42273294
>she helps you build a wooden house in Minecraft
>in a snowy area only

>D-Don't say the C-word, y-you know what it does to me
>If you say the S-word I'll l-l-lose it
>The mere thought of you shivering, it's giving me sh-shivers of pleasure
>I can't stop thinking about it, I won't bear to see you cold
>Hug, warm, snuggle, please

>>42011170
I would attack a Yeti's everything

>>41926136
She'll pet your back and hug you tight by the fireplace on a cold, snowy night

>>41721294
Yeah that's fair

>>41263181
I think she's trying to say something

Yeti love!

>>40744680
>Aunt Yeti opens up the classic tale of "I fell into an abyss and a yeti wants to marry me?!?!"
>she pulls you in tighter when it gets to the good part

>>40608566
Sweaty Yeti!

>>39780642
>forgetting yeti

>>39227715
>The guy trying to rile up anti-KC sentiment, by crying about the game not coming out
So much shit in your head, anon. I just want some news about the game.

>>38425810
I would let any old yeti cuddle me, especially CC yetis

>>38242231
Yetis sure love their funny shirts