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>> No.46066355 [View]
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You waited too long to touch the cow. The cow will now touch you

>> No.45293217 [View]
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You have waited too long touch the (spider) cow. She will now touch you.

>> No.42708882 [View]
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>>42708558
>In defense of the breath guy
How fucking dare you defend that fag and post my wife

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>>42091740

Thank you; that is terrifying. Now I am not safe from Ushi-Onis, even in space.

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>>42069834

> Be you, walking down the street with a friend.
> Spot an Ushi-Oni emerging from a McMau's holding a soda.
> Remember the new Tiktok challenge.
> Get your friend to start recording.

> As you get up to her, you realize that you don't have the, like, 6 foot vertical you need to actually jump on her back.
> So you just try to climb her while she looks on, confused.
> She sees your friend recording you, which is even more confusing.
> "What are you doing? You could get--"
> Finally clamber up onto her back.
> "Not appropriate, dude."
> She takes a sip of her soda while side-eying you.
> "Get down before you get hurt."
> You make a wild grab for her seal!
> It slides off her eye easily enough, but it catches on her horns.

> She immediately locks eyes with your friend recording you.
> And marches right up to him.
> "Take your idiot before I hurt him."
> She's not bucking or attacking you or anything.
> Fucking boring.
> Ushi-Oni are supposed to be sexually insatiable with these off.
> You friend just keeps recording.
> What a bro!
> The Ushi grabs at you from behind, and you get knocked off.
> You land on the pavement with a thud, and directly on your elbows and knees.
> Gonna just lie here and nurse your injuries a bit.

> Ushi-Oni then reaches down...
> Grabs your friend...
> Hoists him over her shoulder...
> And walks away.


> When you finally make it home, you discover they've been posting sexy tiktoks this whole time.
tfw no content for your tiktok AND no spussy

>> No.40531374 [View]
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>>40531364
I really like her design. She was one of the first MGs I ever saw, it was love at first sight.

>> No.34142539 [View]
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>>34140004
Discovered it years ago probably around 2014-2015. Been on and off here ever since.

>> No.33948849 [View]
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>>33948696
LOTS of it

>> No.33809623 [View]
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>>33809565
It turns out, chocolate milk comes from a green cow-spider. Who would've guessed.

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>>27654780
>Drow
I want spider vagina, anon. Not a vagina full of spiders.

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>>20016751
Only the finest Zipangese cuisine.

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>>19816161
She'll be fine.

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