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>>18582627
A harpy must have flown over your head anon because I heard a big whoosh.

>>16827952
Well you're too much of a wimp to get Dragon or Hellhound. Not important enough to be assassinated by a Kunoichi. Ochiturkey is too Samurai-esque and you have no pride so that's a no go.

I guess the Cat, Cow, or the Alcoholic would be your optimal only choices. Except you probably wouldn't run into the Cat out here...

Cow or Alcoholic, your choice. Alternatively man up and go Centaur.

>>16349484
>>16349491
I'm on the fence if this is harem protagonist dense anon or reverse trolling anon.

>>16295875
>It's the same "everyone is shoggocks anon"

>>15859878
>Senpai's blowjob sucks, so I'll have to decline

This guy deserves full fucking points for saying it.

>>15411232
Atlanta doesn't exist anon.

We're talking about real fictional places here. .

>>15107464
>Cleaver

Nice one.

>>15067736
Ha.

>>14339611
>the Russian captain forcibly kissed the only female crew member, a 32-year-old Canadian health specialist called Judith Lapierre. “We should try kissing, I haven’t been smoking for six months,” he reportedly told her. “Then we can kiss after the mission and compare it. Let’s do the experiment now.” Two of her Russian crew mates then had a fight so violent that it left blood splattered on the walls, prompting another member of the team, a Japanese man, to quit. Lapierre stayed only after the astronauts were allowed to put locks on their bedroom doors.”

I can't be mad at this article because this shit is golden.

>>14123333
>The Phantom Pain is the last one that closes the loop

Spoilers. You're literally not playing the actual Big Boss, it's just the Medic inside the helicopter at the end of Ground Zeroes. The real Big Boss is off creating his "nation" and Outer Heaven.

The guy with the face bandages at the start is the real deal, hence why he has the same VA. Miller finds out from Ocelot at the end of PP and gets pissed at the real Big Boss.

So now you have real Big Boss going on an adventure to create his own nation / base and a pissed off Miller with Fake Big Boss in tow on the loose.

It's as good a setup as any for the next game.

>>13423861
God damn it anon.

>>13205354
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>>12781440
I mean I'd buy them to set them free yeah.

Like that one Elf doujin where the guy buys them as slaves then let's them free to live in his manor.

That third part was funnier than it should have been.