/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>25972055
Abs are to be loved.

Makes me wonder tho, I don't want kids, I wonder how a monster girl would react to her husband wanting a vasectomy.

>>22401181
>I love boys like you. You're nice and easy to talk to.
Oh no!

>>17555988
>Monster Girl Jeopardy
>"This girl has a well brushed, fluffy tail, and the cutest little ears."
>"What is... You?"

>>17151892
Don't have a cow, man.

How do we stop the Tanukis?

>>16974173
>tfw craving subway
>got some coupons in the mail for their paninis
>drive into town to get a panini
>town is totally flooded
>subway totally cut off
I normally like rain to, but sometimes, man...

>Greeting Tanuki wife as she comes home from work.
>Taking her coat and bag off of her hands before she collapses onto the couch like a ragdoll.
>Sitting in the easy chair next to her and asking how her day was.
>Listening intently as she tells you about her getting shafted hard by the board of directors after the latest failure to acquire the land rights to their newest plant.
>Stroking her hair as she lets out the longest sigh of her life.
>Offering to give her a back massage.
>Giving her one hell of a back message.
>Reducing her into a pile of warm dough from the incredibly relaxing message.
>Waiting until Tanuki wife has her guard down and suddenly grabbing her by the shoulders.
>Leaning in and whispering into her ears, "Hello welcome to Anon's and associates sperm bank. Would you like to make a withdrawal?"
>Helping your wife get over the "Over draft fees."

>>16765095
I want to rape a Tanuki and taunt her about how much I love raping her for free instead of paying a prostitute for my sex.

I want to use a tanuki's tail as a pillow!

>>16515495
The blue oni, Ume, has fucked a couple monster boys I guess in other art. The artist also did a cute tanuki that can transform into a dude.

I don't really give much a shit though, it's just art. I just save what I like and ignore anything I don't like.

>>16411686
You could be like... Two best friends who play video games together. Maybe even upload footage of you playing them to the internet. What a novel idea.

>>16249584

>>16198369
Shit, the new Shantae is out soon. I need to get on that.

>>15917369
Gonna brush her tail good!

Thick tanukis!

BIG BUSHY 'NUKI TAIL.

I'm gonna touch that tanuki's fluffy tail and there's nothing she can do to stop me!