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Angels were here, Monsters are worse at EVERYTHING

>>17276073

>>16575979
>Be teacher in MGC.
>Best day of the year, valentine's day.
>Walk into class with big smile.
>All of my female students are watching with baited breath.
>Everyone except Jimmy and that one salamander that has a straight D average.
>Desk is adorned with presents.
>Open desk drawer dozens of love letters shoot out and land scattered around me.
>I'm always prepared
>pull out office-grade paper shredder from magic briefcase of wonders.
>Plug it in
>Open one letter at a time and read it aloud to entire class. (Withholding the name of course.)
>Casually toss it into paper shredder afterward.
>Everyone is visibly horrified except Jimmy and that one Salamander who is currently trying to stifle a laugh.
>Repeat process for until all the loveletters have been destroyed.
>Pull large metal barrel out of magic briefcase of wonders.
>Pull out a can of lighterfluid.
>Shovel all the gifts into the barrel and empty out paper shredder.
>Coat contents with lighter fluid.
>Light match and toss it in.
>Contents go up in flames like the hindenburg.
>Everyone is stunned.
>Shriohebi in the back is crying her eyes out.
>The salamander is laughing her ass off and making no attempts to hide it.
>Jimmy still stone cold silent.
>Say, "Happy Valentines Day, Everyone," before starting my lecture.

>I love my job.

>>16135665
>That filename

She's a good girl anon.

>>15084622
>>15084623
But of course.

>>14420737

>Be a anti-pleasure runed / scarred Order Soldier captured by Druella
>Enjoying the confines of the dungeons while they futily attempt to seduce / rape
>Sweet talked by the Dark Goddess herself convincing you that help isn't coming
>Months upon months of resistance later, help has never come, no attempts
>Freed by the Dark Goddess and join up with the Demon Lord at her behest
>With a clear mind untouched by corruption and the knowledge of war become a force of nature
>Help defeat the largest nation that houses the entrance to heaven within it's borders after a long campaign
>Invade heaven and secure a foothold near the entrance
>Eventually push forward with the Demon Lord, her Husband, and Druella for a climactic battle with the Order Goddess
>Get into a earth shattering battle with her as the Golden City falls into chaos around you as both sides clash
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZRP7nQkfrM
>Slowly but surely whittle her down as a group
>The Goddess flees behind a barrier that Deruella and and the Demon Lord can hold open long enough for one person to enter
>They elect the Demon Lord's Husband to go before he's shoved aside
>Fight the Order Goddess, defeat her, tell her that the determination that got you this far was derived solely from revenge for being cast aside
>That everyone else's reasons were far and away more noble
>She said she never cast you aside and that all the Angels she sent to save you never returned
>The Dark Goddess intercepted them all and tricked you into coming this far
>Finish off the Order Goddess with a blade that absorbs magic
>Strike the Dark Goddess down while she begins to celebrate the victory
>With the power of 2 Gods promise to tear down this world of Gods, Angels, and Demons so humanity will inherit the Earth
>Eventually take back the world from the Angels, Demons, Monsters, and banish them
>Now the world belongs only to humanity and nature...
>The World You Live In Right Now
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wq-ku3AwTA

>>13448036
Praise it.

>>12956017
MGQ doesn't have an anubis though.

Yet it has a literal dessert and pyramid area.

The fuck Torotoro? Better be in Paradox...

>>12796966
The one true goddess would like to have a word with you.