/jp/ - Otaku Culture

WAKING UP
TO ASH AND DUST
I WRITE MY NEWS AND EAT SOME NUTS

Never play against a rata in poker, she always has the nuts.

>>45628008
>Soooo anon, why ain''t you postin on the board the last two days, huh, huh, tell me, tell me?

>>45536148
>Rata looking at the gaping, dripping, wet, dank, pink fleshy opening she's about to spend the rest of her life in

>>45521636
go on anon, say what part of elves you hate

I saw how many times you refreshed the page anon...

It's November. Give us your nuts.

>hey mister, you got any games on your phone?

when the game releases it will improve

>So called "democracies" when the two candidates are a big tittied holstaur and a washboard baphomet obviously not backed by Big Milk and Sabbath respectively
Get cup sizes out of politics

>>44005055
>>44005076
rata

Finally opened up the top. Dumb fatty can't get out of the cake. Really not sure what to do now, she's just looking at me with this smug look, even though she's the one stuck in the cake

Hey, hand over your nuts. Now!

>>39593884
I have over 200 images saved. It's my 2nd largest subfolder for a specific girl that I have properly sorted out.

Do you like Ratatoskr, Anon?

Valentine's Day delivery for Anon!
Special Girtablilu chocolate, just for you!
I mean Ghirardelli...and you have to eat it all!
Hehehehehe hehehehe...
Eat it. Eat it or I'll make you eat it.

Why is the squirrel so smug?

NUT! NUT! NUT! NUT! NUT! NUT! NUT! NUT!
JUST NUT! GIVE ME YOUR NUTS!

What does it mean when a Rata goes brrr?

>Long day at work and dealing with MGs as a single man
>Get home exhausted, and spend the evening trying to relax
>Go to bed early
>Grab a body pillow, hug it tight, and slowly drift off to sleep
>Moments before you make it to Dreamland, you hear in the softest whisper
"I could do THAT for you."
>Eyes go wide as you realize why this pillow feels so good
>You try to get away, but tiny fingers grab your head from behind, and bury your face into the mofu you had mistaken for a pillow
"That's it. Breath it all in. Huff that fluff. Deeper. Good boy."
>Start to drift off in a daze, before you're suddenly yanked back to reality
>She scurries way from you, your lingering daze and confusion making it all too easy
"Hehehe. Just give in already. I know everything about you."
>No sooner do you hear those words then you see the last of her tail slipping out through the window
>Find your body pillow stashed away in a closet
>It feels so rough compared to her ta-
>You stop yourself. You won't let her get to you.
>You end up sleeping on the couch that night.
>An increasingly familiar, earthen scent was giving you strange dreams.

>>36026471
They'll get you off by licking your nuts.

Again. And again. And again. And again.

Rake leaf posters.

oops, my curiosity from a month-ish ago backfired on the leafs :^) https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/1/edit?mid=1-lZ4tE6Gf-xPSRokWWInwxhbi4qUijQF&usp=sharing

>>33594413
>You may attempt to spurn her advances, but you have been marked for the rata-ing
>She will not give up until you have been mofu'd

>>33099670
>Petite bodies and bdsm.
I'm going to capture that tree rat, chain her up in my basement, and show her exactly why they are my fetishes as I wipe that smug look off her face and make her my wife.

>>32396653

She loves it when you think you have a choice