/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>-and so thanks your recent promotion, we'll need to do some corporate restructuring. As of next week, you'll be required to have oral sex with me 73% more often, vaginal sex with me 113% more often, anal sex with me 186% more often, and provide me with 20% more children as an annual average going forward. Any questions?

>>42701383
maybe boss should have anon fuck anubis

>>42164381
So anubis is the apex predator for shotas?

>>42124057
but what bad boy things have you done? they have lists and you have done nothing but good boy stuff

>>40547701
good

>>36758635
>>36758634
>>36758597
Gonna become a serial paw bean molester. MGCPD will never catch me, and if they do I'll just molest their beans too

>>35851351
isn't that just what this is and last thread was imagining?

>>35050939
Pervert goblin just makes me think:
>Word around the office is you've got a fat cock

>>22086690
>implying
I had a crush on our stern esl teacher in high school
once she made a hymen joke at me that nobody else got

>>21917668
I prefer Foolrapist. She rapes fools.

>>21117774
It was! It's still one of my favourites that I've gotten, the outfit, her expression, her big meaty paws, it's all just perfect! Your first images of your wife from LN are just lovely, I also got my actual first image of my Anubis in the same fashion, a random draw from LN himself.

>>21069801
It's magical engineering.
Also Anubis are probably big on architectural engineering.

>"Anon, I told you that TPS reports need to have the cover sheet on them!"

>>20822648
You asked for youngest, nothing says I wouldn't go older.
I just have a wide range of things I like.

>>19374881
What a pity, anon. The office has that big account they've been working on and she really appreciated how much you were helping with it. But if you're sick, it's important you get your rest. Maybe she'll come over after work and make you a nice dinner, both as a thank you and to help you get better.

>a tall, thicc kuudere will never break down in tears and cling to you like a lost puppy

>>18738147
Only you could get this incensed over a silly Easter event.

>>18702537
OL Anubis is best for getting into a romantic fling with in secret, only for it to turn into something more.

>>18676357
Mmmyes

>>18604213
I see "doesn't come off when looked at funny" as a plus. You're trying to make something, not return them to a dissociated pile of plastic.
But you are free to enjoy your second rate bricks.

>>18147266
>She has clan of Anubi that enact her policy and end up running the day to day operations
Now I want a Anubis secretary with cute nasally New Yorker accent.

>>17625499
Office ladies are the best

>>17608353
>>17608362
This meme needs to end.
>Archeologists identified the sacred animal of Anubis as an Egyptian canid, that at the time was called the golden jackal, but recent genetic testing has caused the Egyptian animal to be reclassified as the African golden wolf.

>>17579118
>Sometimes she'll just start touching herself right on the couch in full view of you
Wew.