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>>31901335
Go in and give her a hug. Either it works and we calm down together, or nothing would ever work and we die together.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NzaAdHvzxVA
You have to admit, this caught everyone by surprise. It came out of nowhere.

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>>31564928
Polka Is life Polka is love.

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>>31412631
I love Polka too!

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>>31114954
>Polka growth is up on top
I'm sorry, bros, I swear I'm not a numberfag usually, but just this once.
FUCK YEAH, I FUCKING LOVE MY CLOWNWIFE! SHE DESERVES THE BEST! I'M GLAD PEOPLE ARE NOTICING HER AND SEEING HOW GREAT SHE CAN BE!

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I love Polka!

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I LOVE POLKA!

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>>30132299
I hope she ends up screwing up like Polka. Watching her play was amazing.

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>>30090381
>>30090381
>I unapologeticay want her to have a hard sob into my chest while we cuddle
This but also telling her it's going to be ok and that she did a good job streaming today while in bed under the sheets

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>>29972886
Clowns are like that

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I've come to say Polka is cute and I love her. I will now resume posting Gura.

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Emotional Polka is CUTE!!

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>>29645730
I like clowns and she's funny and hot

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>>29544431
This is true

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>>26077775
>You will never have a clown gf
>You will never wake up to her snoozing in your bed beside you after she streamed 4 times in a single day
>You will never caress her cheeks as she mumbles softly about how she wants to win in Fall Guys
>You will never witness the magical moments when she just wakes up and greets you with Ohayou
>You will never see the smile pop up on her face when she realizes you're the first thing she sees every day
>You will never see her off before she streams as you go to work to fund the moderate but happy lifestyle she has
>You will never watch her complain about snipers or cheaters in the games she gets in
>You will never be the one to remind her whenever she gets lonely that she'll always have you and she'll give you the longest hug before just saying "Thanks" and giving you a peck on the lips
>You will never come home to her still setting up her next streams, getting some food in between
>You will never fall asleep to her reading a children's story to her streamers
>You will never wake up to movement under your sheets in the middle of the night
>You will never see her face poking just above your boxers, her laughs when she finally realizes you're awake
>She will never say "It's Showtime!" before popping out and taking off her clothes while getting you out of yours
>She will never be smug and tell you that she's been waiting so long for this, when she can finally release all her pent up desires
>She will never laugh as you tickle her and lick her all over her body, from her ears, to the neck area just below them, to her armpits, moving to her tits, and sucking on her nipples
>She will never try to return the favor and make you feel even better before she tries to set up the performance of her lifetime as she works on your penis, from the base all the way up to the tip, before she lets you get inside her
>She will never grind on top of your dick as she berates you on and on, saying "Is that it?" And "I want more!" Before you finally cum in unison
>She will never move to finally lay down before you interrupt her and go back to doing the act, her becoming more and more surprised at your sudden vigor
>She will never plead to stop the sex due to her post coital sensitivity and needing to prepare for a stream in the morning tomorrow
>You will never plow her anyway as she slowly changes her pleas from wanting it to stop to keep it going more and more as she loses herself in the pleasure
>You will never stop having sex with her until 5 in the morning, as you watch her fall asleep in your naked embrace

>You will never reflect on how good your life is for having a clown gf

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