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Is there a punishment for drinking from the tap when working on a holst farm?

Do I milk the cow or does the cow milk me?

>>29812037
Yeah that’s nice sonny now can you go play somewhere else I’m looking for more tanks so we can run naxx

>Want to start ranch
>Don’t have any animals
>Or a barn for that matter
>I’ll just start a monster girl ranch in my home
>Don’t know where to find holsts who’ll let me milk them and then sell said milk
>Ask farmer forum online
>Get unhelpful replies telling me to go out into the countryside to find some, marry them, and then get the milk
>Too much work
>Search for mail order holsts
>HOT SINGLE COWS IN YOUR AREA WANT YOU TO MILK THEM
>Next morning big muscly holstaur is at my door
>Breasts much smaller than I imagined
>Calls me hubby and says she’s ready to be milked
>Follow porn videos to the letter and she doesn’t produce an ounce of milk
>She tells me sex could help her produce
>Then a creampie would surely make her milk spill
>Only 7 months later after getting pregnant does she start to produce milk
>Remember reading somewhere that holsts always produce milk
>And aren’t usually 6’3” Amazons with cowprint