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>>34967303
>final hole of the minigolf course with your salamander gf
>it's one of those completely bullshit sequences with way too many moving parts where winning becomes 10% skill and 90% luck
>just gotta go for it
>actually land the hole in one somehow
>turn to your sally to gloat
>but you can't even enjoy your victory because shes "subtly" rubbing herself on her golf club while panting and muttering about how "she's too outmatched"
>the Titania that was behind you on the course and just letting her fairy crew have fun by pushing the golf balls around with their hands is covering their eyes and glaring at you

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>>34641154
>how to focus during intense situations
>how to set yourself in a strong stance to withstand anything
>how to stand strong and maintain your stamina even when your opponent sets the most grueling of paces
Salamander-chan is a genius teacher!

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>>33881828
I want to fight a Salamander named General Burnout

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>>33470401
A true man of the people
He who delivers wholesome monstergirl romances to the masses

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I wanna feel a blue-fire salamander tail playfully wrap around me after narrowly losing a duel

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To much shitflinging going on in the thread, go back to monsters

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>> No.29681659 [View]
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has magnus finished that story about guys rushing the portals and I just missed it or am I being a retard?

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>>29139040
>fat-bottomed, thick-thighed salamander begins to confidently approach you on the road during your travels for a shakedown
>before she can get around to making any demands you go with the classic bullying defense and interrupt her with an "oh LAWD she comin'!" while looking down to her legs
>she pauses for a second, having not been ready at all for you to react like that
>she tries to get back on track with the lines she carefully rehearsed countless times
>but with every step she takes, you stagger and stumble in place like the ground is shaking
>she starts to tear up and sniffle a bit before she's even within 15 feet of you
>but you don't let up
>she stomps her foot in frustration and you comically fall over
>pushed over the edge, she leaps at you while you're down
>maybe you didn't think this last bit through

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