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>>46009083
>pillow
A shog pillow sounds very nice, but i would much rather she transformed into it than make just a Shog version.

>>44578982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp6YBoDUnoI

>This is why I don't the Shogs
Shoggothes, if we go by the extremely esoteric and autistic writings of Lovecraft and other pulp science fiction writers, are the closest thing to an actual onee-san species for humanity. Both are cut from the same cloth, or goo, in this case of Ubbo-Sathla. They were here before us, they'll be here likely after us, the difference is that now instead of just going teke-li-li they also want to fuck their onii-chan/mastah.

>>44274092
Sorry anon kek, my fault for shitposting without my full attention. Meant to reply to >>44274059
Have a Shog as an apology.

>>43861580
Cause they know you can't resist

>>43083333
>no room
That’s what you think

>>42670096
*squelch*

>>39672491
>hmm...lets see whats in mastah's mind...
>"Man I love shoggy, wonder what's for dinner"
>shoggy swoons

>>36647520
How well can you mimic the look, smell, feel, and taste of a girl's mouth, Miss Shoggoth?
How well can you mimic the look, smell, feel, and taste of a girl's pussy and ass?

If the answer is very well, then I am indeed in need of your services, especially those relating to vaginal, anal, and oral sex, face-licking, and making-out.
In return for your services, I'll offer you my home to live in and my body to violate whenever the urge arises (within reason of course). And don't worry, I have absolutely no limits on any kinks you may have. You can go as hard as you like for as long as you like. And of course, I'll also take plenty of time to pleasure you too if you so wish, in whichever manner you desire.

>>35678286
While on the other hand, Shog is (the) maid for all climates and terrains.

>>34643370
shog

>>33561003
there's nothing wrong with losing your grasp on silly things like euclidean space when you live with a shoggy

>>33055732
>shoggoths appear before anyone who wants to employ them
nice, I almost forgot about that
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>>32963421
>start to worry that your shog is a little too overprotective
>go to check on the girl next door
>no response when you knock
>the front door is unlocked
>you step inside, and it looks just like your shoghouse
>feel like you see the scenery outside move a bit
>look out the window, and you're back where you began
>your loving shog comes downstairs and asks if you're ok
>this isn't right
>you step back outside and run nextshog again
>you're back inside
>your loving shog says she wants to check your temperature
>you ask her what happened to the shog next door
>your loving shog tells you that house was always empty
>tell her you think something's wrong, ask her to come with you
>step out your shogdoor with your loving shog in tow and
>she helps you lay down on your shogcouch
>she tells you that you must be coming down with something, and that you should relax for a shog
>tell your loving shog that you think you're forgetting something
>she thinks for a second, then looks shocked
>you almost forgot about your favorite show!
>cuddle with your loving shog and watch That's So Shog on your shogtv

>>32306444
wonder how the clothes react when you brag about how wonderful your maid is and how lucky you are to have her

>>30189265
great

>>30089722
And your hair-dresser. And the canteen lady. And that waitress at the local family restaurant. And the nice girl at the bakery two stops down.

>>29864235
>>29864287
That's nonsense. Once you gain the "Mastah" perk, you become immune to shoggy's sanity drain.

All I want is to slog through a bog comprised entirely of shog.

>>29591083
>desperately try to explain to your shog wife that this isn't what you're into as she slowly walks to the center of the ring and raises her boxing gloves
>you suddenly hear, "Don't worry, you've got this, champ!" behind you from your coach, who is also your shog wife.
>she pushes you towards her, and the crowd starts to cheer with anticipation
>the crowd is also, of course, entirely your shog wife

>>28531179
Ok shoggy

>>28336128
>tragedy

I mean if you wanna go full on tragedy without going grimderp, I've had this idea rattling around in my head since yesterday.

The idea was a Shoggoth was so lonely she made up her husband in her mind.

I started thinking what if the imaginary husband is real enough to have his own thoughts and feelings, and just has to watch as the person he's come to love forgets he exists as she finds a "real" husband?

Obviously it'd have to end with him becoming a real boy and getting his own happy ending or the audience would probably riot. Maybe the twist is that the "real" husband was imaginary too, but he never became self-aware like he did.

I need a shog with french accent and I don't even know why exactly

>>28107680
hehe stoopid

>>26809616
screw this domestic shit
I want my shog to call in a favor from azathoth and get a whole galaxy as a designated fuck zone for us
a galaxy full of shog planets to fuck and have fun on, spin and fly around in Zero-G like super mario, but lewder and with more tentacles
nothing but shog shog and more shog for light years as far as you can see with a telescope