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Alp from the Alps

Unintentional Horror that KC didn't think of.

>You live with your dad ever since your mom decided one day to go get cigarettes and never returned.
>Wasn't like their marriage was going good in the first place.
>One day, while sleeping, your town gets hit with a sudden case of demonic invasion.
>Mamono Mcbama is everywhere.
>You end up getting creeped up on by a Christmas cake tomboy alp.
> "How about I teach you about the birds and the bees, son?"

I've got a question to ask. So, if you have an alp momster, but alps act like dudes, does that mean that your alp momster is actually your dadster?

>>27260784
I'm sure you'd make a great mother, anon

>>22766681
No. I just like the idea of having a bro alp, and I constantly deny him any sex because that's fucking gay, and I don't fuck dudes. He keeps trying to get me to fuck him, or at the very least, let him suck my dick, and I reject him every time. But after one day of one too many drinks when we're hanging out, I accidentally kiss him, and we things escalate, and we fuck. And then I have to deal with his smug ass for god-knows how long, so I deny him sex more, and he keeps trying to be more and more sexually enticing than before, and eventually we come to an agreement that I'll fuck him from now on, but it's to never be brought up in conversation and if he ever gets smug about it, we're done.

>>21314847
SOUNDS GAY

>>20612391
Oh no!