/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16186669

>>15574368
Why is spanking the monkey so much fun?

>>15547483
Kakuens are made to be spanked.

>>15406088
>Kakuen asks you to play "Spank the Monkey"
>Gives her glutes a little jiggle for you, gyrating her tail
>Push out from your seat, taking off one of your gloves
>Your palm is so callused it looks like a smooth surface of hardened skin, she starts to sweat bullets
"J-Just kiddin'..."
>I'm not
>She's backing away, quivering with fear and with a flushed face
>You still out-size her at 190 cm and built like a barn thanks to your family's agriculture pursuits
>Start walking towards her like you're in an 80s slasher flick, she runs to the class rep and begs for forgiveness
"S-Stop him! You've got to stop him!"
>Class rep just sighs and grabs the Kakuen, flashing her skirt up. She's wearing a modified g string and her cheeks are shuddering and shaking
>You can see a little dribble of arousal between her legs as you come close
>Pull your arm back, take an almost batting stance, swing forward while pivoting on your leg
>POW!
>Your hand leaves an imprint in the teacher's desk, Hakutaku-sensei just ara aras~ and sighs
>Kakuen's unconscious at this point, foaming at the mouth from fear
>Turn around, nearly all the MGs in class to include the class rep are flustered, fidgeting in their seats
>You spend the rest of the school year being called the God Hand, and your legend gets twisted in unexpected ways

>>15311763
You may be right, you may be wrong but greentext is still no substitute for actual stories or any other kind of OC so instead of being a mopey bitch have some swiggity swoogity monkey booty.

Monkey butt.

>>14975688

>>14955982
This big.

>>14946362

>>14937509
>>14937557