/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44334240
>complain about autism
>start hysterically shitposting and false-flagging in response
ayy lmao, the centaur horseshoe theory is real

>>44301755
I'm sorry miss, but I'll only take authentic horse girls.

>>38690995
>Be Anon
>cumfy in bed with his Centaur waifu
>reading a book as she searches something online on her phone
>'Anon...?'
>'hmmm?'
>'Uh, I was talking to some of the other girls, and, umm, and there's this thing...and I thought we could maybe try it...'
>Anon puts his book down, 'And it is..?'
>'Uh, It's called 'pegging'...'
>.
>.
> long silence from Anon
>.
>'Umm, ah, about that...'
>Anon's Centaur-waifu shows hin her phone, 'See? It looks like fun.'
>Anon slowly turns to look
>It's another Anon riding his cent-waifu at full gallop, holding some kind of lance
>Anon finally breathes
>'Tent-pegging, it says its called.'
>'Yes, Anon, its a prper sport with competitions, from the old cavalry days of knocking over the enemy's tents... we could try it this weekend, it could be fun, you riding me hard like that.'
>Anon returns to breathing normally
>Well, it does look dangerous, but I suppose if we started slow and you went gently at first, yeah, it might be fun to share that together...'

>>37985220
Then I'm going to service horses and horses exclusively. Gonna be the Horse Whore.

Best way to bully horses? All I've come up with is taping stuff to her horse half where she can't reach it.

>>35065559
>>35055226
>My neighbor's horse is always watching me when I go out to ride my bike

>>34272703
>>34272706
>two legs
Lame