/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46559295
Why would anyone be afraid of a couple of senior citizens?

>>46511258
yes, obviously. you should instead go to the local MC Mofu and find a fox of your preferred build. they will not only be much softer than that scheming oversized rat, but also compensate you for your services.

>>45450508
you tried to move into mob town
mobville is full of gray mobs that have 3 speech patterns

>>44079989
I'm gonna tell her boss

>>43657043
I only pray to foxes

>>40687452
Don’t be stupid, boy.
You need an agent.

>>40560571
Permanent fertility. Welcome to monsters.

>>40024278
Mofukuza matron is quite possibly the best character LN has ever made.

>>39630006
Conversely, they have absolutely unmatched patience.

>>36801936
Agreed. They should go out gracefully like the mofupranos did

>>36368427
She's back!
Although personally I'm after her boss.

>>35723586
Those all sound like the same thing to me

>>34187890
If a boy were raised in the mofukuza and wanted to leave when he became a man how would he go about doing that?

do you think mafia mgs hide their job from their husbands? or try do they try to include him in?

>>29103155
You say that like I ever forgot.
Sadly overshadowed by her boss though.

>>26821233
>govt with humans in charge
Hard pass.
We already know that doesn’t work.

>>23214420
You'd want an old mofu mafia mother and her scarred young bodyguard?

>>21616469
>mobster

>be married to the head of the Mofu Mafia
>your wife has the stereotypical yakuza full torso tattoo jacket
>it's both beautiful and intimidating to those who see it
>but when she gets in the mood, the pleasure runes secretly woven into the design glow, drawing your eyes all over her sexy body and getting you riled up as well

>>20635851
>being a level 1 mofuslut
>not being a level 60 mofuhusband
That's how mofu works.

All this talk of police procedurals is well and good, but what about the other side of the coin? La Nostra Marito, or more colloquially, the Mofu Mafia, is behind most of the proactive marriage disappearances in this city. You'd get young girls visiting the Godmother for matchmaking requests when no men are to be found, and violent scenes like this:
>bulletproof vest with a merrow's hat inside is fedexed to their rivals
>"What the hell is this?"
>"It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the merrows."
Or this:
>Vita Corleone: I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
>CUT TO: pan of exterior of Woltz' estate, music is a variation of the Title Theme, then we see the interior of Woltz' bedroom. Woltz awakens in a pool of female cum, and finds his prized racing centaur's mouth vacuum sealed around his manhood; and SCREAMS ah - ah - ah - ah - ah!

>>19699575
Do Mafia types count?

It's the Mofu Yakuza Oyabun! Now's your chance to get ahead Anon! Bring her a cup of sake!

>>18946090
It's a dangerous life being the enforcer/boyfriend of an ambitious lieutenant, anon. Are you sure you can handle it?