/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>29125752
If only the suits in Washington had listened.

He took gaijin dick up the ass and developed a thing for it. That landmark precedent exists to this day in nipland.

1.) Become gaijin Shogun and have nips by the balls.
2.) Ask for imperial princessu in exchange for protection instead of chemical and biological weapons.
3.) If they don't play nice then throw them in a room and starve them again. Or ask your army to assrape them until they agree.
4.) After the costly divorce realize you should've asked for WMDs all along.

Become the gaijin shogun after beating them back inch by blood soaked inch. Make sure to give them full amnesty but instead of biological weapons ask for one of their daughters in exchange. Slam dunk.

I mad that I wasn't allowed to nuke em gooks. 'Best Korea' sure as hell wouldn't have been best Korea a few fat mans. Also, radioactive death zone beats million billion poorly protected men. NK and China would've lost right then and there with no navy and air force to fall back on. Even their Ruskie supporters didn't have nearly as many bombs as us then (only got it mid-1949) and papa Joe was still reeling from much greater WW2 casualties. Asia could have been the 51st state then and there. Goddammit Truman. YES I MAD.

>>9703331
Then forge your own path. Eastern (and even female 'liberated' Western) countries don't exactly hold talentless men who rely on their wives for prestige/power in very high regard. So become next the gaijin shogun if you've got the balls and smack'em around a bit more. Pic very related. Man literally locked those savages up without food until they agreed to behave and agree on a constitution based on enlightened Western standards. As Mac would say, “whoever said the pen is mightier then the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”

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And just look at that hilarious pipe. On anyone else it'd be kinda weird but badass don't care. Murrica semper fi.

Hey guys!

What's going-on in this board?

We've already been through this.

Probably D Mac's doing.

/jp/, get on your knees and thank this guy for not nuking the shit out of the country and upgrading nippon into an awesome industrialised nation state. If it weren't for him Japan would be another filthy shithole like the rest of asia and you wouldn't have your precious imaginary waifus.

General MacArthur Here.

The Soul of Japan
By Roland Kelts

Japan has a curiously utopian image in the West right now. Everything from anime and manga to sushi and sudoku seems to emit the whiff of cool culture in the globalized 21st century. Even Japan's renowned bullet train is on the export docket: California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is said to be negotiating with Japan Rail to purchase Japanese high speed train intellectual property for an upcoming Los Angeles-Las Vegas line, and possibly extending it to San Francisco and other West Coast destinations in the coming years.

But inside the borders of this ancient archipelago, self-confidence is scant. While the aftershocks of a collapsing US economy causes tremors throughout the rest of the world, Japan is suffering a homegrown earthquake.

Unemployment stats have hit their highest points since World War II; the government is now subsidizing major corporations to beef up their staff rosters; immigrant workers are being laid off by the score; and the long-standing governing oligarchy, the so-called Liberal Democratic Party, is on its knees.

Hapless Japanese consumers have stopped spending any capital-political or fiscal. And why shouldn't they? Japan, designed since the end of World War II to be America's most passive and dependable Pacific ally, has finally hit paralysis.

"What most people don't recognize," wrote Masaru Tamamoto, a senior fellow at the World Policy Institute, this spring in the New York Times, "is that [Japan's] crisis is not political, but psychological"