/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39551860
You take that back, he has glasses and a ponytail and she's the student council president!

>>39447898
snek have no legs, wurms have no legs
they are the same, this wurm told me so

>>39333542
but they sound the same! so they must be the same!

>>39076013
Make it out of your wife's shed scales.
The only thing hard enough to stop a wurm is a wurm.

>>38190373
No wurms here! See the glasses, she's clearly a haku!

>>37017198
>VILLAN
It's "villain" dummy

>>36712710
The former

What sort of profession would you choose if you lived in MGE-verse? Alchemist? Mercenary? Hero? Elementalist?

>>35446391
excuse me for not knowing the tanuki market of things, but what stops someone from just buying the doujin from DLsite or something like that and just reuploading it?

Remember, if you ever get in a dicey situation with a 'nuki and you start to fear for your marital status, just buy the cheapest shibari package they offer, and then contact the Law-wurm after they're tied up.

>>33152908
>If all 220 monster species had a representative challenger for
don't even need to read the rest, Wurm wins every time!

>>32688082
Hey, Superwurm is an upstanding heroine, she can't help it if there's some accidental collateral damage from her clumsiness while she saves the day.

>>32299305
This is true. Perhaps we can set up a Wurm-run education system for cats. They’re dragons so they’re probably pretty smart

>>31863100
That's rough, I hope you figure out who it is.

>>31503841
Probably a wurm after seeing a streamer say it and thinking it's a deep, heartfelt expression.

>>30461004
>tell Wurm you have a surprise for her
>show her a ball gag
>she looks confused for a second, and then bites through it
>winces at the flavor, but powers through and swallows the ball
>she then thanks you for the present and says it tasted great, obviously lying
>you don't have the heart to tell her that wasn't what it was for

>>28848125
>come home, Wurm gf proudly tells you that she's making you spaghetti for dinner
>cautiously follow her to the kitchen
>she had been boiling some water, but she somehow left it so long that it has completely evaporated
>she freezes up, looks at the bag of noodles, then back to the superheated pot
>slowly starts to move the noodles over to put them into the now empty pot while not so subtly trying to watch your reaction to see if she's messing up
>you quickly put your hand on her arm to stop her while asking if you can help cook tonight, and mask it with a flimsy excuse that you always wanted to try making noodles
>she visibly relaxes, thinking she was saved by chance

>>25602871
Give her glasses, they increase her Intelligence and Perception.

>>23507488
14 hr work shift leave me smart as wurm

>>21877642
What if she's cheating so she can get into the smart class with anon?

>>21610759
>Wanting to sit at the smart table
>Can't pig out and grab a whole plate of food
>Have to wait for servers to bring out each plate individually
>Main course is tiny piece of steak with ketchup in a swirl around it
>Small cups that need constant refills, but the servers refuse to give you a pitcher
>Can't speak too loudly, laugh or tell jokes
>Boring classical music
>Dumb table is having fun in the next room badly singing karaoke
>has tons of food since you have to feed wurms, sandworms and other big girls
>It's like a bbq with ribs, hamburgers, corn, sweet potatoes, etc.
>Has giant cooler filled with soda that you can grab at anytime
>Are allowed to tell dirty jokes and laugh at them
Can someone remind me why the smart table is so special?

>>21526065
Certainly!

>>20350481
Sounds like you need to see an eye doctor.

Uh-oh! Wurmie has been listening to Alan Watts lectures and now wants to study Zen and Taoism with you! How do you convince her to stop pursuing such nonsense?