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>Monstergirls are known for having obsessive interests and disposable income
>Not capitalizing on this untapped market with human-run businesses that appeal to mamono wants/needs

>Group of treasure hunters decide that the adventuring game is just not worth it anymore
>Open an 'Adventurer Café' and plaster ads wherever they can
>'NOT COSPLAY! ALL OF OUR STAFF ARE REAL ADVENTURERS, BOTH RETIRED AND ACTIVE!'
>'RESERVATIONS AND SPECIALTY PACKAGES AVAILABLE!'
>Level 1 slimes and goblins line up to be treated like royalty for once by a fully armored knight who calls them 'Your Highness', kisses their hands, and serves them his homemade pepperpot soup. The same knight also deals with a few high-level campaign-enders with masochistic streaks who want to be given the tsundere treatment.
>That one Titania and her entourage, a swarm of chatterbox fairies, are here again. Get the Wizard, he's their favorite and the only one who can handle all of their requests anyway. He'll just serve tea, make them those little fried donuts with fruit jam and tell stories for four hours.
>Thief got kidnapped again, told him to stop being so flirty. You gotta be subtle. We're trying to run a business here, save marriage for later.
>Best-paying customer is a Gazer who occasionally rents out the entire place for an evening. She has an elaborate role-play scenario in which she's the all-powerful, sadistic Queen of All Monsters and she's conquered the adventuring party sent to slay her, reducing them all to adoring servants who wait on her hand and foot. She's a sweaty nerd who stutters her way through all of her dialogue but she puts in the effort and she leaves triple-digit tips.

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