/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37955729
Happy new year anons, hopefully it will be better than the last.

>>30921133
I hope I'll get loads of books personally

Tis the season

>>22539201
There there.

>>22466270
Presents! Don't you see Kyle? Presents...

>>20370281
Girls can't rape girls, silly.

Shame I won't be able to spend Christmas with everyone here. Wish I had something to give you all though.

>>14518352
Nothing wrong with circlejerks. That's what we are.
>>14518354
No it isn't, sugarplumb.

>>13326376
>I don't like something about X and I blame Y for these issues. If it keeps going in this direction, the whole thing will be dead/ruined by Z.
Here, have something nice to cheer your day up.

So, I was bored and I remembered this silly old prompt over the multiple arguments about Ushi-Oni over the past few months.

Without further ado, here's an ushi-oni enduring (can't really call it surviving if she probably dies from toxins a few days later) a white phosphorus shell! http://pastebin.com/criAZYsL

>>12938581
Just give in, anon.
Let yourself embrace their love.

>>12843338
>stop reposting the same images
Oh, hush. Not everyone has seen every image, because sometimes people don't spend all their time in one thread. Here, have something to calm you down. It's your favorite!

would you accept her gift anon?

I'd hand you your present anon... but there's a mistletoe hanging above you!

>>12782075
Samefagging so hard. Be a little less obvious.

Also, I kind of doubt it, but since I know you hate it, here, have some Ushi-Oni. Seasonal!

>>12755119
>At last he spied something that gave him a plan,
>With a trembling arm he reached out a hand,
>One of the presents he managed to lift,
>In his hands he held out the gift;

>Still grinding away she tore off the wrap,
>A brand new seal fell out into her lap.
>She put on the seal with a bit of surprise,
>And began feeling guilt when she looked in his eyes.

>She felt really bad as she tucked him in bed,
>Apologizing profusely as she regained her head.
>Through sobs and tears she felt much remorse,
>At the vigorous romance that she had just forced.

>As she left through the window with tears in her eyes,
>Out from the anon came another surprise:
>“It wasn't that bad, won't you please stay a while?”
>The anon exclaimed with a big sleepy smile.

>Anon had hugged her in a big warm embrace,
>And her tears turned to joy as they ran down her face.
>They both fell in love as he pulled her in tight,
>MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!

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If your wondering why one of his gifts had a seal in it, in my canon seals are a general purpose item that can be used on any monster. Sort of like a bottle of Tylenol in our world. Its still good to have around even if you don't get headaches constantly.

>>12751240


howsabout a festive spider

>>12665502
Clearly, you're not applying enough MAMONO MANA

Her lust for the dick will bring her back.

Failing that, one of the gods would bring her back because it was ~SO TRAGIC!~ that her husband killed her. Whether you wanted to be her husband is really out of the question.

>>12665511
Then you will never truly live.

>>12659205
>chance
>to run away
>ushi-oni
You don't know this particular monster very well, do you?
>>12659199
Then she fucks an unconscious body for a couple dozen hours.
>>12659209
Then you get Ushi-Oni'd.

>>12635194
So when I jack off into the sink...?!

>>12560835
>C-cousin Anon? Y-you'll... you'll do it with me this year, r-right? F-for my Christmas present?
Every year the whole family gets together for Christmas, every year you torment her and force her to dress up as Sexy Santa. What embarrassing thing are you going to give her this year?

>>12443263
Christmas approaches, what will you and your waifu get each other? Or is it too early to be thinking about it?

>>12418134
A Santa is fine too, right?