/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The best kind of chair? Why, your face, of course.

>>35551976
Because your face makes a great chair
Now stop moving slave-husband

>>35306966
>she just found out convenient paizuri holes are your weakness
>she wants to sit on your face even more
>it makes her feel powerful since she's only 5 feet tall

>>35204848
Except it's a rock hard baguette
And by baguette I mean penis

>my my my you look like a VERY comfortable chair, kid!

So can we get back to the TnA yet?

>It won't brush itself, slave.

>Hair slave, time to wash my hair.

>My butt needs a seat, blood slave! Get over here before I make you!

>Babe! It's 4pm, time for you to brush my hair!
>Yes honey.

>arch succubus whose husband's official title is "hair slave".

>Supremely powerful evil entity

Are there succubus worshipers? And how do I join them?

Really big twintails

>tfw no smug lilim ojousama that gives you a headpat to praise you after she makes you beg out loud for her "royal pussy".

>ywn accidentally mistake a lilim for a normal succubus and end up spilling your spaghetti in front of her while trying to flirt with her and ask her out

She is too smug she is scaring me.
What is going on in her mind?

Is telling a succubus/lilim that I want to offer her my soul a good way of proposing to them?
How would they react?

Stroke your waifu's hair, burrow your face in it, inhale it's scent.

>Lilim is very smug because even though she is going out of her way not to accidentally mindbreak you just from her presence you will still end up being hopelessly addicted to her
>You will end up being unable to calm down unless you are cuddling with her or are balls deep within her

>>26432882
>>26433079
Imagine a lilim with a kejourou mutation or that has through magic modified her hair so that she can use them like tentacles.
No need for hugs just touching her hair will make you ahegao instantly.
Then she lifts you up effortlessly with her hair and toys with you at her leisure.

Smug lilim not so smug when begging for headpats.

I wanna stroke those twintails.
I wanna run up to her and start stroking her hair.
I bet she knows and that is why she is so smug.

Why is she looking so smug?