/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>be me
>young, tall, fit male
>for some reason have always had this intimidating aura that makes a lot of people become afraid of me or stay far when they see me
>monsters rarely ever try to approach me and when they do they usually get scared and give up
>other humans show me a lot of respect and try not to offend me
>don't even try to be intimidating, just usually remain quiet and stoic
>one day taking a detour through the park to get somewhere else in MGC another Monster approaches me
>it's one of the Houri missionaries
>"Ex-Excuse me sir!"
>already she's afraid
>"Would y-you... l-like to hear th-the good news...?"
>answer back "What good news?"
>she looked like she almost fled, just the words made her shiver
>"Wh-y... Th... the good news of Eros, of course! Our lady wants to spread j-joy and passion to everyone! Would y- you... y... you be interested in..."
>she starts to shrink under my gaze
>"...joi....ning...?"
>breath in
>she flinched as if bracing for impact or something
>suddenly fall to my knees and start begging her to help me because I'm so lonely from how everyone treats me
>houri looks shocked, but then she smiles and hugs my head and starts patting it, tells me everything will be okay
>even for a gentle giant like me
Monsters will always help you when nobody else will...

Be careful. You don't want to be accosted by a cupid or houri today, asking why you're alone, do you?

>"Hey anon! Did you know that you're a good person who deserves kindness and love? It's true!"

suddenly, houri