/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46020531
>>46020309
What happened to the usual driver?

>>45131884
All aboard! Next stop, Funky Town

It's been raining for three days and I need a change of scenery. I buy a ticked for the first long-distance bus to leave the station. Where will it take me?

>>39513504
You're intoxicated, can't drive home. You get on the bus, not realizing this is the wrong bus. It's late and you're the only passenger, so the driver strikes up a conversation.

>>38450321
yes
dont listen to >>38450372

>>38389041
time for your bus to MGCU campus of course anon! thanks to the transportation reforms of Mayor Anubis you can pretty much get anywhere in the city and beyond in speed and comfort with nothing more than your own two feet and a city travel card of 120 a month!
now go and have a good day at class anon and consider all the good Mayor Anubis has done in the upcoming election

>>37949523
No you don't. Because the part that's supposed to tell you that is the part that isn't working. Literally every schizophrenic knows for a fact that they are not insane, yet they are.
But that's okay, anon.

>ywn accidentally take the Succ Bus instead of your normal bus when going home.

>>34253024
Right, the train is too risky even if you keep your hands to yourself. That's why I always take the succu-bus.

>at long last, anon has found peace from the succubi
>it took painstaking effort, but after moving to the middle of a remote wasteland and erasing all traces of his whereabouts, he's managed to escape the semen demons
>then one fateful day, anon sees a plume of dust being kicked up in the distance while tending to his humble farm
>he retrieves his binoculars and focuses in on the disturbance
>it's the succu-bus, fully loaded and hauling literal ass straight for him

>>32260870
Scenes from the Succ Bus

Remember to thank your 'bus driver.

>would you ride it?

>>28859305
Beep beep

>>27891624
and the Succubus one but that was already posted.

>>22323086
Indeed.

Succu-bus

Morning commutes just got a whole lot better.
>Select all images with buses