/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44494186
>Nureonago lewds
About fucking time.

>>44227862
No. Embrace the wet, sticky and slippery.

>>44138345
Nureonago are very nice slimes who work hard to see you smile.

>>44028371
Just get a Nureonago. She'll be willing to cosplay for you if you'd like.

>>43877728
Kiss wifeslime

>>43803013
It's only polite to return a stranger's smile.
Besides, slimes are harmless.

>>43622068
Zipangu has
>Best slime
>Best snake
>Best spider (or cow?)
>Best fox
>Best succubus
It's unfair to other regions.

>>43596968
Please don't forget to pick up your new Nureonago wife at baggage claim after returning home after visiting Zipangu.

>>43369055
Just look around on a rainy day. Remember to smile back at any girls smiling at you, especially if they don't have an umbrella.

>>40536295
>a slime pours some of herself through the hole
>into your mouth
>it tastes good, kind of like jello
>ask for seconds

What does the mamono philosopher ponder?

>>37724888
What monster isn’t?

>>37709976
No I did not faggot don’t try me.

>>37366106
That's what they all say

Slimes are garbage!

>>34455392
>go to Zipangu and book a stay in an inn
>the locals are all very nice but it's very hot and humid
>trying to sleep but it's just too hot
>feel a pleasant cool sensation on your chest
>drift off into dreamland
>awaken from the best sleep in while
>there's a figure at your bedside but you aren't afraid
>morning sun illuminates a nureonago gently smiling
>you realizing you're smiling too
>she has her hands and arms on your chest spreading a cool slime
>it feels just right
>she says "Sorry to intrude husband but you seemed so uncomfortable that I just couldn't leave you alone" In heavily accented but still legible English
Zipangu girls are great

>Nureonago gracefully completes all of household tasks while carrying you inside herself and not being hindered in anyway
>Since she isn't see-through no one is any the wiser while she goes out to grocery shopping and other errands
>You wouldn't be aware of what she's doing since you can barely hear any of it.

>>30624235
my favorite slime girl.

>>26172266
That sounds nice, actually.

wifeslime got a thing