/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>It's a cow!
>It's not a cow!
>It's a spider cow!
IT DOESN'T MATTER!
THINK FAST, REALM SILVER ULTIMATE RAPE AXE HEAD SPLITTER!
IT'S OVER HAAAAAAAAAAH!

Hey Anon, think fast!

>You picked the wrong time to theorycraft, NERD

POV: 30 seconds after you're isekaied in a minotaur's labyrinth

>>44699119
>pov immediately after stepping through the portal

How tall do you like your fight cows?
How angry do you like them?
How dumb and/or illiterate do you like them?

If KC was smart, he would have made the game an action, side-scroller where you collect girls once you defeated them. Where losing to one creates a scene where she's domineering, and where winning creates a scene where she's submissive. Sort of like FOBS.

No need for writing, no need for excessive amounts of CG art. Just some animations, which granted, it difficult in and of itself, but it'd be a lot more streamlined instead of trying to create a story. You just travel to a certain region, say desert for example, do battle with mummies, lamias, anubi, and sphinxes. Apophis, pharaoh, and sandworm serve as bosses with extra scenes than the typical girl. Real simple.

>>43940159
You don't know what's good for you, anon

You will be breeding with this bull while your cuckhorse wife watches.

>Your POV 15 seconds after you wake up from being teleported in MGE world

I like to think that minos aren't actually dumb at all. That they're actually quite intelligent. It's just they put zero effort into anything that doesn't interest them. And since all they like to do is sleep, eat, fight, and fuck, that's what they're good at.

They can cook the best meaty foods. They're expert warriors and can teach refined fighting techniques that center around brute force and throwing around heavy weight. And they can cuddle and pleasure a man like it's nobody's business.

They have no need for refined speech, math, fashion, salads, ranged weapons, or silly concepts like money or property.

She attracts a mate by appearing to be sleeping, and when they step too close to the loot, she grabs them and forces them into a strong, yet comfy, snuggle hug while she finishes her nap. Then the lewd begins once she wakes.

Also, almost every minotaur will shit on you for using knifes and swords. Axes, hammers, and maces are the weapons of choice. Preferably two-handed weapons. You will get made fun of for using a one-handed axe or mace for being a weakling, but she still respects the weapon choice. Two-handed axes and hammers, that's what she loves

Labyrinth Style Special Technique: Firewood Chopper!