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>>44268385
Many FBI agents have been lost to shogg. They should know better than to mess with Mastah.

>>34076389
Wrong, it doesn't count as a foreign substance if she's done it before and is already a symbiote with you.
>>34076416
physical therapy:
>requires effort from the patient
>lasts an extended period of time
eldritch therapy:
>sometimes the patient isn't even aware of the dark forces at work within his being
>time has no meaning
>tekeli-li
shoggy wins!

>>33866371
You think a little fire can hurt a gooey Shoggoth? It sounds like somebody was pranking you.
Shoggys have innate explosion resistance
and slash resistance
and blunt resistance
and most elemental resistances
and... look, you just can't stop the Shog

>>33811747
need shog

>>33303154
>not!Garrett gets a tip that a nearby mansion's master is currently away, and that it should be easy pickings
>no real info besides that
>something feels off, but he needs rent money
>he enters the mansion and starts working his way through, business as usual
>maid won't move out of the path he needs to take to get deeper into the building
>he gets impatient
>pulls out the ol' blackjack to knock her out
>instead of the usual *thwack*, the strike connects with an odd *plap* and sinks into her head
>what
>as the maid's head rolls back to turn to face him, her skin takes on an odd dark and almost translucent tone
>she looks him right in the eyes and smiles
>"welcome home, mastah~"

>>19250591
Isn't that their default state?

http://cowfee-bold.tumblr.com/post/174223927132/shoggoths

How do you get past the safe mode filter without signing up?

>>18987858

>>18968730

>>18806454
>:11

>>18577207
>Hey Shoggy, what are you up to today?
>Fufu.. this world... is an illusion, mastah fufu~
Sounds great Shoggy.

>>18312042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs

>>18210051
>fufufu... you think you know what is possible mastah~

Maids are olev.
Olev!

>>18006509
A hot steamin' bowl of chowdah